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Date Posted: 22:13:44 11/18/99 Thu
Author: TT
Subject: Cooker

Todd Terrific makes his way out thru the curtians as Popular by Nada Surf plays. He carries with him a large paper bag and a microphone. He steps thru and the SOD chants start. He waits for the crowd to quiet down and then begins to speak.

TT- First off let us all just give it up for that concerned fan that seems to be knee deep in mayhems sh!t.

The crowd cheers as the fans letter appears on the titan tron.

TT- Now however let us get to the real reason I am out here. I have brought gifts for all the SOD fans. In this bag I have souveniers from all the places in Canada worth visiting.

Todd turns the bag upside down and nothing falls out.

TT- Yep, there ya go. Absolutely nothing of value in the entire country, and that includes wrestlers. Now Cooker or cocker spaniel or whatever you are I heard you are looking for a ladder match for my TV title. Look son 1st off this monday is the PPV and title matches are only being set up by the bosses. Second up you can make the rules of the type of match you want when you are the #1 wrestler in the fed. However, since that will never happen and I am currently the best this fed has to offer I will make the rules on what type of match you will recieve. If by some miracle of god, the prez decides you deserve a title shot against the terrific one I will accept it and beat you down like the no good commy canadian you are. Lastly it is good at least that you have given up that canadian world order crap, but just by bringing that idiotic red leaf flag out here you are lowering the greatness of the GCW and lessening the value of my merchandise contracts. So next time you walk thru the curtians and start one of your little speaches about how you love the oilers and that your father drives a zamboni, just remember that no one cares about your little canadian a$$. And that my friends,.......

The crowd and Terrific together say-

is a wrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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