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Date Posted: 14:59:12 11/19/99 Fri
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: Todd Terrific
In reply to: TT 's message, "Cooker" on 22:13:44 11/18/99 Thu

(The Canadian flag is on the titantron as One Man Army by Our Lady peace plays over the speakers the Cooker walks out carrying the Canadian flag and a brown paper bag.He walks down the ramp and grabs a mike from the ring announcer and begins to speak).

Cooker:Todd Terrific you come out and make fun of my country and say no good wrestlers come from Canada but Chris Benoit,Chris Jericho,The Mountie, Bret and Owen Hart seem like pretty good wrestlers to me.Anyways onto what I came out here for,seeing as you have a match on monday I thought I'd re-schedule this for Friday but I think intstead of a ladder match we should have a flag match even though the fans will not cheer for me in this peticular match but being the patriot that I am I want it still.So what do you say why don't you step into the ring with the cooker and strap yourself in as the Cooker proceeds to go Catty-Whompous on your ass, you mook.Then as you lay there with the Cooker waving the red and white maple-leaf throught the air you'll realize why I'm the legend known as............ the Cooker.

(His music hits).

Cooker:Cut my music,I haven't got to show what's inside the bag yet.

(He walks out of the ring and gets up on the announce and stands straight up).

Cooker:I know you all want to see what's inside this little baggie but I thought I'd show it in front of these two gentlemen right here.So with out further a do this is how much Todd Terrific is worth to the GCW.

(He turns it over and a peice of dog-shit falls onto the table making the two commentators jump back.The Cooker points at it).

Cooker:And that my friends is crap!!!!

(His music hits and he walks up the ramp back to the dressing rooms).

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