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Date Posted: 09:24:49 11/19/99 Fri
Author: ThE dEmOnS
Subject: We have found are limo driver




(It is outside of the whiskey.moments later the herst limo pulls around the corner.People start to stare at the amazing car.The most morbid thing they have ever seen.The limo pulls up to the whiskey and stops.Grunge and cain both get out,and head inside the bar.It is about 5:00 pm and there isn't that many people in the bar.Grunge and cain head up to the bar,and the bartender comes up to them.)

Bartender:What will it be?

Grunge:I'll take a tequiza.

(the bartender looks over at cain.)

Cain:I'll take a jack and coke.

(The bartender turns around and walks back to the cooler to get grunge his tequiza,he then pours cain is shot of jack and coke.He hands them there drinks and they boys pays him.)

Bartender:Enjoy your drinks boys.

Grunge:Thanks.

(The bartender turns around and leaves the boys.Grunge takes a swig and then turns to cain)

Grunge:So how should we get to drive us to the card monday?

Cain:I don't know,but he would have to be cool as hell.

Grunge:He would have to be morbid as well.

(Moments later the man, the myth,the legend Rob Zombie.he walks over to the bar and ask the question that every body on the street wants to know.)

Rob Zombie:Hey is that your limo?

(Grunge eyes lights up and grunge answer)

Grunge:Yea,Yea it is.What do you think?

Rob Zombie:It is cool,But it is blocking my equipment truck.Could you move it.

Grunge:Yea but wouldn't you like to drive it?

Rob:Yea but it is blocking my truck dude.My band has a show tonight brother.

Grunge:Ok,but will come outside with me?

Rob:Ok.

(Grunge gets up from the bar and walks outside and out on to the street.Grunge walks over to the limo and opens it up.)

Grunge:But wouldn't you like to try it out brother?

Rob:Why not,My roadies will be working for a couple of hours.we could try it out.

(Grunge and rob get inside the limo and pull out of the parking area.Grunge looks over to the zombie)

Grunge:So mister zombie i was wondering if you wouldn't mind being are limo driver for the GCW PPV.I mean we need some body with a alot of style and you would be perfect for the job.

Rob:I see where you are coming from,but the robster isn't a limo driver.

Grunge:Yea,but neither was sam kinisin.Get my point dude.Remember when motley crue used him in there "kick start my heart" video.

Rob:Ok i see your point.I'll do it brother.

Grunge:Thanks brother.

(The limo returns back to the whiskey .Grunge gets out,and rob shakes his hand,and heads back into whiskey.Cain walks over to grunge.)

Cain:So did he say he would do it?

Grunge:Yea,dude i'm siked about the whole thing bro.

(Grunge and cain get back into the limo and pull out.The scene fades out)

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