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Date Posted: 22:27:49 11/06/99 Sat
Author: Mat Blaster
Subject: Monday night Destruction

( Mat Blaster heads to the ring, while Beautiful people plays in the Back round and enters the ring as the crowd goes nuts)

MB: I have a questions for everybody here tonight, who would like to see the US Championship battle royal take place tonight?

(Crowd erupts)

MB: Well the Blaster happens to know that all of the wrestlers are in back, so the Blaster is going to call them out. (crowd sreams) Now get out here you bunch or no talent Blaster wantabees.

(A huge explosion as midgets dressed like all the participants in the US Match.)

MB: Ladies in gentlemen, Zone, Steel, Todd Terrific, Dude Dammage, Hotshot, Hakeem whateverso, and because I could find another midget, I mean because the other scrub won't be join us because he fears the Blaster.

(All the midgets enter the ring and the bell sounds, All the midgets run at Mat Blaster and he falls down laughing (MB: Oh your killing me, I don't know if I can take much more.) Then he bursts up pushing all the midgets back.

(Mat Blaster grabs Zone and toss him over the top rope, while Dude Dammage and Todd Terrific grab on of his legs.)

MB: I know I think they have me now, I'm going over.
(Blaster pushs the midgets back and grabs baby Steel, with one hand he easily throws him over the top and on to the annoucers table. He then rushes Hotshot and Hakeem and tosses them out like the garbage that they are.next he grabbs the terrific one and throws him into the second row.)

MB: Finally The Dude and The Blaster square off one on one.

Midget Dude: The dude says that is his US Belt if you get the Dude's drift.

MB: Oh Dude your the biggest scariest man in the world I will just jump out and save myself the beating of a lifetime.

Midget Dude: The Dude says he wants your jaboner ass to kick around for awhile.

MB: That does it Dude, you fag, stay the hell away from me.

(Blaster grabs the dude and starts to be the poor midget down. The midget starts to scream "its me man, don't kill me")

MB: Oh sorry Dude (he graps the Dude and tosses him over the top)

(annoucer start to introduce Mat Blaster as the new US Champ as a midget Mayhem comes running down to the ring carrying a garbage can. He hits Mat Blaster in the back of the leg, Blaster turns around and hits Mayhem. he then picks up the midget and puts him head first into the garbage can places the lid on and picks up the can and starts to walk away.)

MB: Well just like that the Blaster will be US Champ.Not the people's champ, but the Beautiful peoples champ. Now play my music for the beautiful people while i take out the trash.

(Show goes to a commercial)

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