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Date Posted: 22:40:34 11/06/99 Sat
Author: Mat Blaster
Subject: Commercial

(a commercial for the Fred Sanford casino comes on and you see Mat Blaster dressed in an expensive mafia-looking suit.)

MB:(in a bad marlon brando accent) Hello to all the beautiful people out there. Are you looking for a place to win your fortune, I have an offer you can't refuse. Come to the Fred Sanford Casino,and I will make sure you come home a winner. Just bet on the Mat Blaster to win the Battle royal and go home a winner.(two beautiful girls walk up next to him) Just like me.

(camera shows all the different type of games, blackjsck, craps,slots etc then goes back to Mat Blaster)

MB: ( still in a bad accent) yes you too can win your fortune at the Fred Sanford Casino, no money, let me help you, the fine people at the casino will make loans for anything of value. (in the backround a man dressed like Dude Dammage brings up a fresh kidney and bleeding from his back, and you hear.

Fake Dude Dammage: How much for my kidney, three hundred, ok ALL OF IT ON MAT BLASTER TO WIN.

MB: See another win, So come to the Fred Sanford Casino

(camera fades)

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