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Date Posted: 10:36:03 11/08/99 Mon
Author: Mayhem
Subject: Go ahead, make my day

(-- The scene opens right outside a dressing room. There is a big star on the door that reads "Mayhem". A reporter and a camera crew are waiting outside. The reporter knocks. There is no answer. The reporter puts his ear up to the door and hears a woman moaning with pleasure. The reporter knocks again louder. The door opens slightly and Mayhem sticks his head out. --)

Mayhem: What the hell do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?

Reporter: Yes I can. I just got this late breaking news. Todd Terrific signed a match to fight you Friday and your T.V. Title is on the line.

Mayhem: What?! That motherf*cker! I just got the damn strap. Oh well, I'll just have to batter and brain this b!tch Todd and shut his worthless @$$ up for good.

Reporter: What do you think about these allegations that you are a jobner?

Mayhem: A what? Which idiot said that?

Reporter: That Dude Dammage idiot.

Mayhem: Well Ted, you can't believe anything that comes out of the pie wholes of filth like that. I mean, people like that are pathetic and lame. The poor bastard can't even spell damage.

Reporter: Yeah, I know.

Mayhem: Well, Todd has got to be the most pathetic out of these loser I see walking around this building doing these lame ass interviews and commercials. After I finish this loser Todd I'm going to destroy Mat Blaster and get my hardcore title, then I'm going to take a vacation in hawaii.

Reporter: Thanks for the interview. Back to you Mike!

The scene Stops.

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