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Date Posted: 17:41:40 12/11/99 Sat
Author: Raw F*ckin' Power
Subject: Ok bitch, Tuesday your asses are ours!!
In reply to: Jake "Need I say More" Stevens 's message, "Your on Cooie Boy" on 16:55:47 12/11/99 Sat

The scene opens with Chris King and Powerhouse siting in the back of Chris King's limo with two chicks a piece. Chris King is drinking a soda and Powerhouse is watching 'Water World'.

JR: Ok guys we're ready!

Chris finishes his soda and crushes the can over his forehead. Powerhouse gets a beer.

JR: Wow, that was hard core!

Chris King: Shut up. We're going to kick some ass Tuesday when we fight these c*cksuckers for the #1 contenders spot for OUR Tag Titles. I told the Prez to make it #1. If he doesn't then we'll just have to go through every tag team in this f*ckin' fed. Sooner or later those titles will be ours!

JR: Nice. Powerhouse, got anything to say to all your fans?

Powerhouse: Yes. I will be at the Oak ridge Mall Wednesday to sign autographs. Chicks, bring your hottest outfits because papa's gonna get laid!

JR: Oh man!

Chris gets another soda.

Chris King: Forgive him, he's kinds slow like Jake. Wait, nobody is as f*cking stupid as Jake... So Prez, do us that favor and make it a #1 contenders match.

JR: Is that all guys? I have to take a dump.

Chris King: Hmmm...

Outside the limo speeds by a gay bar. The door swings open and Jim Ross flys out.

Chris King: Did you see that? It looked like one of those fags was Jak-

The camera shuts off.

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  • Don't you mean Chris King! -- Corey "The Cooker" Cooskon (OOC), 23:25:46 12/11/99 Sat
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