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Date Posted: Saturday, November 23, 05:04:44am
In reply to:
Glorindiel
's message, "CHAPTER 9>>>" on Friday, November 22, 08:17:05pm
>Chapter 9
>
>-Disclaimer-
>Karamono-[Holding a bound and gagged Glorindiel at
>sword point] Now, say it? I don not own the Lord of
>the Rings.
>Glorindiel-[Through the gag] I oo ot own Lor o the
>Ings!
>Karamono-Close enough, AND now say: Karamono will
>dominate this chapter while Glorindiel is TEMPORARLY
>UNABLE TO.
>Glorindiel-Aramono ill ominate this chater ile
>Orindeil is EMORARILY UNAILE OO!
>Karamono-Good girl! Have a cookie, oh, right, you
>can?t because you?re bound and gagged by
>ME!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON
>WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Chapter 9
>
>All fans of this fic-[Charge at Karamono and bound and
>gag him until they undo Glorindiel]
>Karamono-EY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Glorindiel-In your face, Vile Musey-Type
>Thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>All fans of this fic-[Untie Karamono and crush his
>bones to dust because they?re squeezing him]
>Karamono-[Turning a really dark shade of purple] HELP!
>Glorindiel-I command all of you to stop! Karamono is
>getting squeezed to death!
>All fans of this fic-[Stop]
>Glorindiel-Thank you.
>
>Frodo-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, well [shrugs
>and leaves Gandalf falling]
>All Fellowship that is left-[Run out of Moria]
>Aragorn-Let?s say goodbye to our fallen comrade
>All-[One millisecond goes by in silence, then they go
>on]
>
>Karamono-That was mean!
>Mithquesse-yeah! Gandalf?s my favorite character!
>Glorindiel-Too bad for the both of you! This is MY
>fic! It goes by MY rules! [Really overreacting and
>throwing a hissy fit]
>Karamono and Mithquesse-OK! [Back away slowly]
>Glorindiel-[Advancing on them, fuming]
>HOBBIT GIRL-[Appears]
>HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Mithquesse-[Runs to her and hugs her] Thank you for
>coming! She?s gone crazy! [Points to the crazed
>Glorindiel]
>HOBBIT GIRL-What?s wrong with that? YOU CAN?T GET AWAY
>FROM MAD PEPOLE! WE?RE ALL MAD HERE! [Does the whole
>Cheshire Cat thing, slowly disappearing while she?s
>laughing insanely]
>Mithquesse-OK, that?s just FREAKY! How?d she do that?
>[To Glorindiel]
>Glorindiel-[Shrugs] Better Special Effects Budget than
>us?
>Mithquesse-Must be. Either that or?or?or?
>Glorindiel-Or what?
>Mithquesse-Or she?s really the Cheshire Cat in
>disguise!!!!!!!!
>All-[SCREAM DAMN BLOODY MURDER]
>Back to the fic!
>Karamono-You have to say that EVERY fic, because you
>get off on a wild tangent, don?t you?
>Glorindiel-I guess so, but why do you care?
>BACK TO THE
>FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>They reach the Woods of Lothlorien.
>Galadriel-[Wearing a peasant shirt and really
>tight-fitting bell bottom pants] Hello, Wassup?!?!
>[Like the alien dude in the Budweiser commercial
>during the Super Bowl]
>All of the Fellowship, even the late Gandalf the
>Grey-[SCREAM DAMN BLOODY MURDER AGAIN]
>Frodo-Heeeey! [Eyes her very scarily]
>Celeborn-[Comes up behind him and slaps him out cold]
>HANDS OFF!!!!!!!!!
>Frodo-?x_x?But everyone gets all the GOOD girls!
>[Revived quickly because of Cleburne?s weakling hit]
>Boromir-WHAT are you WEARING?!?!?!?!?!
>Celeborn-[Has pants that are falling off his ass and a
>big Japanese print tee-shirt and a backwards hat with
>the words:
>?One Ring to Rule them all??
>Around the hole for girls? ponytails. (Note- That IS
>what the hat for the Fellowship of the Ring looks
>like-I should know, I have it?It was supposed to be
>dad?s, but ummmmm?)] It?s what everyone else is
>wearing!
>Sam-[Looks pointedly around the Fellowship, no one is
>wearing that] REALLY?
>Legolas-[Oblivious to Sam] Hey, man! Where?d you get
>them duds! I want some!
>Celeborn-Well, I have some that would probably fit
>you?[Trails off, walking to his closet with Legolas
>following him like a hound]
>Boromir-OOOOOOOOOOK!
>Pippin-I?m hungry!
>Merry-Me too!
>Sam-Me three!
>The three hobbits- [Look to Frodo expectantly]
>Frodo-[Matter-of-factly] I?m not hungry! [His stomach
>growls loudly, contradicting what he just said]
>Galadriel- Ok, let?s eat!
>All but Legolas and Celeborn-[Go eat a big dinner]
>Gimli-[To Galadriel] Sooooooo, you been married long?
>Galadriel-Oh, yes. About 657 years! And that it 675
>years TOO LONG, living with him!
>Gimli-You wanna come live with me and?
>Galadriel-Duh! And miss all of these PESANT SHIRTS? No
>way! In your dreams! [Takes out an emery board and
>files her nails]
>The Fellowship stays in Lothlorien for?umm?[Paper
>rustling and one of those adding machines is heard]?a
>really long time.
>The day they left?
>Legolas-[In his new clothes] Thanks, bro! I mean these
>clothes are da? bomb!
>Gimli-Ya SURE?!
>Galadriel-[For the thousandth time] YES, I?M
>SURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam-Hear, hear for the food!
>Aragorn-No thanks to you I?m going to marry your
>granddaughter!
>Galadriel-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? [Slaps him with her
>fringed handbag ($30 from Younkers, if you must know,
>I don?t carry one, but the price is ridiculous, so I
>thought I?d put it in here)] NO ONE?S MARRYING MY
>LITTLE ARIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Arwen)
>Aragorn-Ow?fringe?hurts?burns!
>Boromir-So I am going to die soon, aren?t I?
>Galadriel-Positive.
>Boromir-I WAS RIGHT! In your face, Pretty-Boy!
>Galadriel-Oh, yeah, almost forgot, here Frodo[Tosses
>him a flashlight] May it be a light to you when all
>other lights have gone out, blah,blah,blah.
>Frodo-Cool! [Turning it on and off in his eyes] Woah!
>Come back little spots! [Chases light spots around the
>room]
>Galadriel-Yeah. [Blows a bubble from her chewing gum,
>then smacks it back into her mouth] Well, bye, now get
>off of our land!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![Pushes
>the boats with the Company out into the river and over
>a waterfall, which puts them right on course]
>
>Will the Fellowship see the end of weird
>people??????????????????????????? Will YOU see the end
>of weird people????????????????????????????? I s
>HOBBIT GIRL the Cheshire Cat in
>disguise?????????????????????????????????
>Find out in chapter 10!
>Also, Fellowship, what have you learned from your
>visit to Lothlorien?
>Fellowship-Wassup!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! [Like that alien
>commercial for Budweiser during the Super Bowl last
>year or a couple years ago?remember?]
>Karamono-[SCREAMS DAMN BLOODY MURDER FOR HE THIRD TIME
>IN THIS CHAPTER]
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