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Date Posted: 15:31:56 07/29/01 Sun
Author: kenamom, new editor in extreme chiefness
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***THE SHIPPER GAZETTE******(previously know as the noromo gazette....this will be better......)

TOP STORY - MULDER AND SCULLY ARE LOVERS, CHRIS CARTER FINALLY ADMITS!

Even the most faithful shipper would admit the the ambigious ending of Season Eight still left some room for doubt in the paternaty of Scullys child. Then to the delight of shippers everywhere, Frank Spotinez made it clear Mulder was the childs natural father during a national interview. This week, to the dancing delight of Shippervillians, Chris Carter also attested to this fact.

SHIPPERVILLE CELEBRATES WITH A PARADE
For the past 6 weeks there has been constant partying in the streets of Shipperville. Islandgirl has been reported in the park with a megaphone reading from her married series to the delight of the crowds. Mayor Kenamom, looking very sporty in red tank and shorts commented, "whats the problem, everyone is having fun and we have reason to celebrate" This brought more cheering from the crowd. The only complain came from Agent Mulder of the F.B.I., who has been vacationing in town with his family. "Could we get a for a little quiet here, its our honeymoon for heavens sake!" he was heard complaining to Co-Sherriff Stardoe. Captain Stardoe responded with a bottle of champers and a pound of chocolate covered strawberries, nothing has been heard from Agent Mulder since.
ADVERTISMENT:
Kandes klub under new management. A silent partnership has taken over the previously dowdy strip klub. A breath of fresh air has been added with a new menu and new number by both the RSR and the world famous Dancing Dana'a. Not to worry, that friendly Grey is still behind the bar!

CLASSIFIEDS
ART SALE - THousands of posters of Gillian Anderson for sale. Discount prices, time to stock up for Chirstmas! Ask for KS at kandes klub, the art is being stored in the small apartment over the klub.

FOR RENT - Small apartment over night club. Tastefully decorated with its own entrance. Call 555 2989 and ask for KS.

LOST, Co-Sherriff and PA to Mayor kenamom. He/she is easy going and has a great sense of humour. Goes by the name of IOT. IOT is missed very very very much, if found please return to Shipperville. Reward offered.

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Replies:

Dear Editor: -- Outraged FORMER Subscriber, 18:00:58 07/29/01 Sun
- Dear Editor of New and Improved Gazette -- A Delighted Subscriber, 19:42:44 07/29/01 Sun
  - Dear Devoted -- kenamom, Editor and Top Dog, 21:23:53 07/29/01 Sun
- Dear F.Subscriber -- kenamom, Editor and all round God-in-Chief, 19:45:08 07/29/01 Sun