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Date Posted: 10:58:48 08/09/01 Thu
Author: kenamo, esteemed Mayor
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Dear Editor,
In reply to: kande, writing this on a cocktail napkin 's message, "NOROMO GAZETTE, Shipperville's Alternative Newspaper" on 04:04:02 08/08/01 Wed

I was changing the paper in my bird cage yesterday and noticed an article that I felt I must write and set straight. In your last issue you implyed that Bubba was caught in a compromising position with me. I want to make it perfectly clear I have never had sex with an alien. Bubba and I are good friends and he is someone I respect a great deal but, I repeat, did not have sex with him.

I would also like to take this time to point out that I am disappointed that you did not see fit to take any of the improvements I made to this paper permanant. May I remind you that this is SHIPPERVILLE. That you and your sister are the only Noromo's on record and that the awards you 'claim' to have won are bogus. I would hope that you will return the paper from this tabloid to the prestegious Newspaper it was.

Thank you

Kenamom, Mayor of Shipperville.

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