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Date Posted: 23:42:49 08/04/01 Sat
Author: KM editor and all round head bitch
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****THE SHIPPER GAZETTE****

TOP STORY- BITCH FEST IN FULL SWING IN SHIPPERVILLE

Last Sunday Esteemed Mayor Kenamom proclaimed the 2001 Shipperville Bitch Festival open and the all hell has broken loose in our quiet little 'burg. Mayor kenamom has taken an unsurprising lead as she whammed KS with a 4 point bitch- out that sent KS's love plans flying. KS was last heard screaming and causing mass destruction in kandes klub kitchen. When this reporter questioned the Mayor on her latest victory and if she was concerned about KS's plans of revenge, the nattily dressed Mayor replyed ' "I'm not worried, I come from a long line of Bitches, I have been training for this all my life. Besides she called me a bitch like its a bad thing"

KANDE RETURNS HOME TO NO HOME

kande, the ex-owner of kandes klub and the past editor of this paper is home from her trip biking across Ohio. She was returned to Shipperville on the back of a red banana seat bike that was being pedaled by a boney-butted skeleton. It seems that while kande was gone KS and the Honorable Mayor kenamom enacted Shippervilles By-Law 3429, the Finders Keepers. Losers Weepers Law. This law gives a relative and en elected offical to take away any property deemed take-able while the actual owner is on a vacation that sounds like more work that vacation. kande was last seen at the Town Hall beginning the paper work to restore things back, that would be the Recourse #2856, the large amount of small unmark bills recourse.

OHIO OPOSSUM POPULATION IN MIDST OF DISASTER

The opossum population, or at least what is left of them, have declared a national disaster and have requested large sums of cash for damages. The neighboring State has lent the Opossums hundreds of their giant Mesquitos to fly out the more critically injured.

CLASSIFIED

WANTED, Posters of Gillian Anderson, ALL OF THEM. Willing to pay top dollar. Call kande at 555 5555.

NEEDED IMMEDIATLY, One small apartment, preferably with a view of Agent Scullys and the do-hicky's home. WIlling to pay top dollar for the right place. Call kande at 555 5555

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