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Date Posted: 03:08:02 07/09/07 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: KS crawls forward toward KM and the sock boys.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Bubba motions the sock boys ahead" on 21:10:27 07/06/07 Fri

She slithers to a halt beside the mayor. "So, what brings a nice girl like you to a place like this? Hehe." KS tries to joke with the trembling mayor.

"This is no time to try out your lame jokes!" screeches KM. "I was this," she puts her thumb and forefinger about two millimeters apart, "close to catching that jerk who's been giving me the runaround all week."

KS hops to her feet in a single motion. Even though she's crawled two miles on her belly, her t-shirt is still gleaming white. "No problemo, mayor. I know where to find this guy. Follow me."

KS marches forward, followed closely by the mayor and the sock boys. Stan looks around for Bubba and notices the little alien is gone. He shrugs, and trots to catch up with Cody, who's giving Cal a wedgie. KS navigates neatly through the tunnels and ends up at a locked door. She assesses the situation, then pulls something from her tool belt. "You guys might want to stand back," she says to the others. She attaches something to the door, then unspools a wire back to where KM and the boys are crouched. Clicking a button, there's a small boom and the door pops open.

"If I had my fine book with me, I bet what you just did would bring in some big bucks," growls KM, who's mostly annoyed because she has a rock in her shoe. KS shrugs and leads the motley crew into the room behind the door.

Meanwhile, back at the RV, Bubba is sobbing like a baby. The cylons that boarded Galactica in the beginning of season 2 have all been killed. Oh, why must such things happen? Kande hands him the box of tissues, more than a little disturbed at her barkeep's behavior, which she mistakenly attributes to concern over the fate of the humans aboard Galactica and the fleet. "Gob!" she yells. "Bring me another diet root beer and some more of that barbecue tofy for Bubba!"

Gob trots into the RV with the requested items, followed closely by his goat. He opens the root beer with his pitchfork, using a neat flick of the wrist. The goat catches the bottle cap in its mouth. Gob and the goat then give a little bow and leave the RV. "Weird little fella," kande mutters.

Meanwhile, back in the cave, KS and KM stare at the person who's been hiding there.

"Is it me, or is it hot in here?" asks KS, who secretly wonders if she's having a hot flash.

"It's hot in here. It is hell, after all." The person moves toward KM with outstretched hand. "I am Satan [pronounced say-TAN]. Pleased to meet you, mayor."

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The Mayor pats her hair -- Kande's Sis, 08:30:30 07/09/07 Mon