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Date Posted: 08:30:30 07/09/07 Mon
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: The Mayor pats her hair
In reply to: kande 's message, "KS crawls forward toward KM and the sock boys." on 03:08:02 07/09/07 Mon

...and whips out her pocket mirror to check her lipstick. "Ooh Satan, if I'd known it was you I would have dressed more appropriately for the occasion." She stretches out her hand to shake his. "Please to meet you." She snatches her hand back and looks at it. Her palm is scorched. Scorched!

KS had her gun out the moment the Mayor hissed in pain. Satan raises his hands.

"Now, now, KS, no need to get your panties in a wad," he says soothingly. "You and I are old friends, I just wanted to meet the Mayor."

He winks at the Mayor who starts to simper. Despite scorching her palm, he is cute. The pitchfork, the forked tail, the darling little goatee and moustache. He's just her type!

The sock boys are not impressed, however. Cal has told Stan and Cody all about Satan and how he'd stolen Cal's soul as soon as he'd become a cadaver. He needs to get it back before his mother realizes it's gone. Standing on Stan's shoulders, Cal and Cody rush the little red guy.

Realizing he's about to be attacked, Satan pushes the Mayor in front of him. The next few moments are filled with shouting, sizzles, shooting, knife-tossing, the occasional grenade, and the sounds of socks pummeling each other.

Drawn out by the noise, (actually, Bubba had to push Kande out the RV as she was too deaf to hear it) Kande and Bubba poke their heads out just in time to see the Mayor leap off a pier and plunge into the lake.

"Looks like they're having fun," Kande drawls and heads back to the movie.

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