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Date Posted: 08:20:26 12/05/07 Wed
Author: kenamom, getting ready to party
Subject: Bubba climbs the ladder slowly while holding on to ten strings of lights.

kande stands below him shaking the ladder impatiently. "Get them higher!...higher.....HIGHER..."

"I aint ET" Bubba mumbles.

"What did you say" Kande stops shaking the ladder for a moment.

Bubba just shakes his head at her then begins to toss the lights up - skillfully hooking them on the rafters. The red and green lights twinkle brilliantly reminding him of the night sky of his home. He wipes a tear from his eye, then laughs at himself. Only humans cry from their eyes. He is becoming more Shippervillian than he thought.

After all the lights are done he sits down on the top rung and takes a look around the klub. Kande is pulling out tacky decorations from a cardboard box, cheap as she is she does make the place look feastive. KS is over at a table, sipping a hot rum while dictating a long detailed list to JD.His pen has run out of ink but he keeps pretending to write things down. It's so sweet how he keeps KS in line. She could take out this whole town if she wanted. Thankfully JD's domestic duties keep the dangerous weapons in the repair shop for most of the year.

Bubba looks towards the fireplace and sighs happily where Islandgirl has gathered the townsfolk and is reading Shippervilles seasonal favorite, 'The Ghost who Stole Christmas'. Beside her is CW, her knitting needles flying as she makes 6 armed sweaters for the intergalactic aide society. What a good person she is he thinks.

Rabid is everywhere, trying to keep those toddler slugs from getting into everything (hehehe, a little continuity!). Bubba can't believe they are sliming around already. The rest of the shippervillians are scattered about, singing carols, decorating the tree and warming their hands by the yule log. Dreamily he rests his head in his hands and begins to doze.

Super Det, shaking out her cape behind her she leaps into the air to try to pull out the wrinkles. She flys straight up and with a tight grasp on the fine silk she gives it a good shake - the hem whacking Bubba from his tall seat. He falls to the floor in a large green ball. Luckily aliens are bouceable - and he bounces into Det's open cape.

"sorry about that little guy" det says as she gives him a hug.

Suddenly the doors open wide and Kenamom enters, wearing a natty red dress with white fur trim, black patent shoes and purse.

"Merry Christmas everyone....only 19 more sleeps! Hope everyone recieved my wish list?"

The mayor smiles at everyone nodding.

"good good, and as the Mayor of Shipperville, I hearby declare the CHRISTMAS SEASON OPEN"

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Replies:

KS finally realizes -- Kande's Sis, 06:03:15 12/07/07 Fri
- A mysterious figure looms -- Rae, 20:35:47 12/07/07 Fri
  - HAHAHAHA.....with venison.....HAHAHAHA....too funny! -- kenamom - becoming endeered with the story....hehehehe, 20:32:05 12/11/07 Tue
    - Gasp! gasps all the Shippervillians -- Kande's Sis, gasping, 19:50:27 12/13/07 Thu
      - "Why, yes! Yes, he can!" -- Rae, 18:35:54 12/15/07 Sat
        As he sails past Mars.... -- Stardoe, 19:09:50 12/15/07 Sat
        MERRY CHRISTMAS STARDOE!!!...lets do chat over the holidays. (NT) -- KM, challanging anyone to work the two different posts, 19:36:29 12/15/07 Sat
        The Bleepin signal gets bleepin louder -- kenamom, searching the sky - fearful of raindeer droppings, 19:15:52 12/15/07 Sat
        As everyone looks skyward... -- kande, 02:36:21 12/19/07 Wed
        Wisconsin! -- Kande's Sis, 05:05:05 12/20/07 Thu
        Something is seen overhead -- Kande's Sis, 18:54:20 12/24/07 Mon
        "Actually..." begins kande. -- kande, 12:42:15 12/26/07 Wed
        "Oh dear!" says Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 04:53:53 12/27/07 Thu
        Wait, what am I saying? Kande says. -- Kande's Sis, 12:25:15 12/27/07 Thu
        "All right, that's enough." -- kande, 12:28:13 12/27/07 Thu
        KS is almost back to normal -- Kande's Sis, 12:49:39 12/27/07 Thu
        As Kande begins to speak... -- Stardoe, 05:45:04 12/31/07 Mon
        KS falls for the diversion -- kenamom, 08:19:29 12/31/07 Mon
        Nice, very nice -- Kande's Sis, 14:52:41 12/31/07 Mon
        Meet Gary the drunk car salesman.... -- KM, happy 2007 is coming to an end...., 18:44:21 12/31/07 Mon
        OK KS, the car's loaded -- Kande's Sis, 12:24:20 01/04/08 Fri
        While the Mayor ponders the mystery -- Kande's Sis, 05:08:41 01/09/08 Wed