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Date Posted: 15:42:54 05/27/05 Fri
Author: kenamom
Subject: Bubba lets out a loud piercing scream
In reply to: kande 's message, "Bubba snips the thread with his sewing scissors." on 04:10:16 05/27/05 Fri

as he peeks inside the pizza parlour. Running around the room were many old ladies, all wearing torn housecoats and fuzzy floppy slippers. Hanging out of their pockets and hanging from the torn fibers of the house coat was hundreds of kittens. Kittens of all colors and sizes. Bubba realizes he is now standing in a puddle of his own drool. He wipes his tiny mouth with his arm and takes another step inside the room. Eyeing one cat in a corner, silently licking his paws, Bubba moves slowly towards it.

"Not so fast greenie" Bubba is jerked back and turned around to see KS's stern face, "You are banned for life from here, my kittens are off limits...Do you understand?"

Trying to play stupid Bubba shakes his head no.

KS grabs him by his scrawny shoulders and gives him a good shake. "Those kittens cost money, and you can't afford them"

Bubba pulls out a few bills from his wallet and waves them in KS's face. Pointing to a large anchovie and sardine pizza he offers the cash to KS. She grabs the cash and pockets the money.

"You can have pizza delivered, but that is it. I like your money, but not your taste in cats." KS pulls Bubba to the door and tosses him out to the street. She then whispers something to the doorman and they both glare at the green alien, lying in the street. He raises his fist at her before he gets up and slowly walks down the street to his pitiful closet home to wait for his pizza.

Bubba thinks he MUST get a few of those kittens, he can taste them....so moist and delicious. What do humans know about good food anyway?.....they eat the inside of crustations, not the delicious shells, he bets they don't even know that crab shells make the skin soft and supple. Well, he is not about to tell them that, and he will get those kittens.....he will......

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