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Date Posted: 08:14:18 06/27/03 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis's mom asks in horror
Subject: You ARE wearing underwear, aren't you?
In reply to: kenamom, who wasn't really sick 's message, "Suddenly all the curtains slide open" on 06:44:10 06/27/03 Fri

Kande tries to wind the sheet around her waist. "Er...actually, I'm wearing a thong that somebody gave me as an early birthday present," she says sheepishly.

"Eeewww...uncomfortable!" KS exclaims in glee and then hands Kande a present.

"Granny underpants," Kande says as she opens it. Her mom grabs it and holds the enormous, billowy pair of pants up for all to see.

"Put them on right this instant, little Missy," Mom tells her. "I won't have you going around with your butt cheeks exposed."

Kande reddens but she does as she's told. She is distracted by the bright light that suddenly explodes in the hallway. Am I dying? she wonders to herself. Nope, it's only Bubba carrying a huge cake covered in candles. KS gets out a fire extinguisher from her artillery belt.

"Happy Birthday to you!" the room explodes into song, the Dancing Dana's leading the singing by moving the mouths of the sock puppets they wear on their hands.

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