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Date Posted: 06:44:10 06/27/03 Fri
Author: kenamom, who wasn't really sick
Subject: Suddenly all the curtains slide open
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Deep in the bowels of the hospital" on 07:19:14 06/26/03 Thu

and the patients all jump off thier beds.

"SURPRISE" KS and kenamom high five it while Aunt Madge looks disappointed. kande pulls the sheets up to her chin.

"What is THIS?" she yells, "Lousy time to have a birthday party, I'm still sick"

"Oh poo, you will be fine. We were going to throw you the usual Shipperville BP party at the kilub..." KS begins as kande rolls her eyes in fear, "but you decided to play sick so we are doing the party here instead"

"But I am sick" kande argues. She was going to continue but she see's her mom push through the crowd till she was standing at the foot of kande's bed.

"Fiddle-sticks, you arn't sick. You try this all the time. You can't get a day off on your birthday so you play sick" she tugs the sheet till kande in her hospital gown is exposed.

"ARG.....I am sick mom, really. The doctors say so" kande grabs hold of the end of the sheet before is slides away and begins a tug of war with her mother.

"Your going to listen to a DOctor over your own mother? Who knows you better?"

"The doctor mom....really......AUNT MADGE" kande searchs the crowd for her only to discover Aunt MAdge decided this would be the perfect time for physicals for the Red SPeedo Review. kandes dad comes around to the other side of the bed and begins to tickle her. kande lets go of the sheet and falls back to the bed. The crowd begins to sing Happy Birthday. The Dancing Dana's all come into the room doing thier special number prepared just for kande. Wearing hospital gowns and surgical masks they move gracefullt through the room. Capturing kandes immediate attention.

"Sit up straight, couldn't you have found something a little more appropriate to wear, for heavens sake child, I hope your wearing clean underwear......." kande's mom continues on.....

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You ARE wearing underwear, aren't you? -- Kande's Sis's mom asks in horror, 08:14:18 06/27/03 Fri