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Date Posted: 07:14:19 01/08/04 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Um....Er...Hello.
In reply to: Stardoe 's message, "Six White Boomers......." on 05:28:39 01/08/04 Thu

Hidden behind S-99, KS gives her a poke with her .45 Magnum. "Tell her your name."

S-99 woodenly extends her hand to Stardoe who looks at it blankly and scratches beneath her bikini top. Exasperated, S-99 grabs Stardoe's hand and starts pumping it. "I'm Scully99, or S-99 if you prefer."

"G'day mate!" Stardoe beams at her. "I'd offer you a prawn, but the big guy ate them all."

Aha! KS snickers to herself. Just as I thought. She gives S-99 another little prod in the ribs and mumbles into her transmittor. "The big guy is down under! I repeat, el chubbo is with the Australian!"

Back at the hospital, the Mayor hears her walkie-talkie bleeping in her purse. Digging through all the rubble, she finally finds it. CW and IG are giving Aunt Madge dirty looks for having stabbed them both with silent serum because she didn't like their singing. Kande is hunched over taking tenative baby steps around the room. The Mayor presses the receive button.

"...guy.......down under. ..........Chubbo......."

The Mayor fumes and sends a message back. "You're not so skinny yourself!" The others assure the Mayor that she looks very svelte.

KS looks at her walkie-talkie. What in the world is the Mayor talking about? She glances down at her washboard abs. She had had that extra Christmas cookie. Maybe her toes are swelling. She tries again. Slowly and succinctly she talks into the mike.

"STARDOE HAS SANTA. I REPEAT, STARDOE HAS SANTA. GET DOWN HERE IMMEDIATELY!"

"Just as I thought, hiding behind the newbie's snowsuit." KS looks up at Stardoe, who is standing before her in a string bikini and tapping her foot. Yipes. But KS isn't too concerned, convinced that backup is on it's way.

Back at the hospital, the Mayor is banging the walkie-talkie on the bedpost. It is squawking and screeching at her. "...O.........EAT..........IMMEDIATELY!"

"Can you believe the nerve of KS?" the Mayor asks the group gathered around her. "First she calls me chubby, then she says to go eat immediately!"

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Replies:

Meanwhile -- CW, 21:10:15 01/12/04 Mon
- "Try the knob" -- CW, 07:43:40 01/17/04 Sat
  - While CW and IG clutch at each other in the tunnel -- Kande's Sis, 09:44:26 01/17/04 Sat