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Date Posted: 21:10:15 01/12/04 Mon
Author: CW
Subject: Meanwhile
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Um....Er...Hello." on 07:14:19 01/08/04 Thu

IG and CW look at the mayor and then at each other. Up until now the silent serum has allowed them to laugh silently at the mayor--behind her back of course. Now with the effects of the serum wearing off their giggles and laughs were becoming more and more difficult to control.

"Thank goodness we know sign language" signed CW to IG. Signing back, IG said "let's get Aunt Madge" to which CW signed an applause. Barely able to hold in their laughs, they each quickly grabbed ace bandages, rolls of athletic tape and a big handful of gauze. Sneaking up behind Aunt Madge, CW jumped on her back and stuffed the gauze into her mough. IG tied her feet together with a swift figure eight and pushed Aunt Madge onto the next bed as CW slid off her great hulking back. With swift, practiced motions, they firmly taped Aunt Madge and her hands and feet to the bed and pushed the bed out the door as the frustrated Mayor still fought with her transmitter.

"Goodness, I never realized she was this big" signed CW still trying not to laugh. IG signed back "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" as they both set to work to hide the bed somewhere in the hospital. When they finally pushed her into the service elevator, IG regained her voice and with a loud, strong voice began to sing Jingle Bells. CW still had to use sign language but still tried to sing, convinced that her voice was also starting to return. At the basement level they stopped. Decisions, decisions--which way to go?

"Where can we hide Aunt Madge?" asked CW in a somewhat hoarse voice slightly louder than a whisper. "I'm not sure" answered IG "I've never been down here before. CW, obviously experience some serious side effects of the serum giggled and said "How about the morgue--you know--you stab 'em, we slab 'em?"

Rolling her eyes, IG took another look around the hall. "What's down there she asked and pointed to a dimly lit side tunnel. "I dunno" giggled CW. "Want to see how fast this thing can run? We have bed races back home down the middle of mainstreet. This thing looks like a winner to me!"

"Get serious CW, please" begged IG as she began to sweat from pushing the bed which seemed to be getting heavier by the moment. Unknown to the two conspirators, Aunt Madge was wiggling her pinky finger toward the remote control for the nurse call button. She was almost there when CW noticed the look on her face and grabbed the remote. Taking the batteries out and throwing them into the trash can, she politely said "Oh, did you want this?" Knowing KS and everybody else around here she said "there is probably a tracking device in this darn thing." Digging the batteries out of the garbage she ran up the short flight of stairs and tossed the whole works into the back of the garbage truck which was just leaving the hospital. "Track this" she muttered.

Meanwhile, IG stood and looked at the dimly lit tunnel. When CW returned she pointed and said "down here." Both the conspirators pushed the bed down the hall, humming Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Reaching a door at the end of the tunnel, they stopped. It had a cryptic message on it which read

2 b cn 1 wl try me.

"Now what on earth is this!" they both exclaimed, looking at each other and then at Aunt Madge.

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Replies:

"Try the knob" -- CW, 07:43:40 01/17/04 Sat
- While CW and IG clutch at each other in the tunnel -- Kande's Sis, 09:44:26 01/17/04 Sat