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Date Posted: 10:12:43 12/18/02 Wed
Author: Rabid, sighing and uncapping her RED pen
Subject: Rabid is seated at a corner table, feet curled up under her, skirt modestly tucked about her knees, quietly reading KS's book while turmoil rages in the Klub
In reply to: Kande's Sis, attempting to look modest and failing. 's message, "Maybe. Maybe not." on 16:43:45 12/12/02 Thu

"A MAN!?!" Detoured repeats, for the eight hundredth time.

"We needed more male leads," KS defends.

"True," Rabid remarks, sotto voce. "Most of our men are imaginary..." her hand sneaks up to finger the bite marks on her neck, getting a bit of a thrill off them now that they've stopped bleeding.

"Well, how do you account for the Spit Curl?" Kande spits. "That's just silly."

"No," Rabid mutters, to herself. "I like it...adds needed depth to the character...not really sure about the Doc Martins...do they say Klub Owner?...Hip, Happening...or more like Pre-Felicity/Pre-SITC? Does it date her? Is that the point?"

"Yeah, RIGHT!" KS says, loudly after overhearing Rabid's last comment. "Tha's the point I was making...it's like a metaphor for the OLDER sister trying to stay young and like FAILING."

"WHAT?" Kande screeches.

"Hmmmm," the Librarian/Beta Babe hmmmms, after KS speaks.

"WHAT?" KS squeaks, nervously, siddling close to read over Rabid's shoulder.

The Librarian casually flips through a few more pages of KS's novel, making the occasional red mark or notation in the page margins.

MEANWHILE across town in Stardoe's Lab...tagged mouse parts are piling up.

"Hey, Grissom," Stardoe calls out. "Want to see something really gross." The Aussie Mad Scientist whips the sheet off her latest experiment and Grissom bends over for a closer look.

"What am I looking at?" the CSI-bigwig asks, after a moment.

"Mutant Apricot," Stardoe replies, with some pride.

"THAT is an APRICOT?" Grissom yelps, before leaning in for another gawk. "Okay...NOW I see it...uhm...Why is it squirming around and gnashing its teeth?"

"Probably just hungry! Hey, NICK...toss another mouse steak on the barbie for the sentient fruit rollup, K' Mate."

She winks at Grissom who grins back and says, "I don't suppose you have any graphic recreations of the original experiment you would like to show me? The kind with digital animation where we travel in slow motion through the most stomach churning parts?"

"'Fraid not," Stardoe sighs, regretfully, "but..." she brightens, "there's a tragedy in progress at Kande's Klub...we could stop by later, measure the blood spatter and make bad puns about the condition of the bodies if you want..."

"It's a date!"

MEANWHILE...back at the KLUB...

KM keeps ripping off her gold jumpsuit only to reveal a red and gold Wonder Woman Style Outfit underneath and then before she can change having her original outfit stubbornly reappear...Det is yelling "NO...NOT OKAY!" over and over, again...Kande is trying to mousse out her spit curl and KS is standing over Rabid as the Librarian continues to read...every Hmmm and Uhmmm and slight chuckly from the Beta Reader causes KS to yelp, "WHAT? WHAT IS IT?"

Suddenly, Rabid jerks to her feet, her chair crashes over backward and the room falls silent, all eyes turn toward the literary pair.

Rabid gasps and the gapes wide-mouthed at the final page of KS's book.

"OMG!" the Librarian yelps, in total shock, and then she repeats herself for the affect, "OH...MY...GOD!" She turns horror-stricken eyes on KS and asks, "What have you done? My Babies...My BABIES!"

And then...flinging the book away from her...the Librarian sprints wildly out into the Shipperville night.

All the remaining Shippervillian's look toward KS and speak as one..."WHAT? WHAT IS IT?"

Rabid/Raeann
filled with questions of her own...

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Replies:

I have no idea what she's talking about -- Kande's Sis yelps, 10:38:59 12/20/02 Fri
- As Bubba brings KS a blender, he suddenly stops. -- kande, 02:59:17 12/24/02 Tue
  - "Of Course....Christmas is the Socks Season" -- kenamom, ready for the big fat man in the red coat, 08:27:44 12/24/02 Tue
    - And by the way.,.. -- Kande's Sis walks over to Kande's eensy pile, 11:56:17 12/24/02 Tue
      - "This is the Worst Case Scenario!" kande wails. -- kande, 10:16:31 12/27/02 Fri
        "I go first" -- km picks the red man and grabs the dice with dainty fingers., 19:15:50 12/27/02 Fri
        Rabid points a quivering finger at the window -- Kande's Sis, 09:25:53 12/28/02 Sat