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Date Posted: 20:45:12 01/21/03 Tue
Author: km slurps in wriggly white grubs down with a satisfied grin
Subject: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
In reply to: Stardoe 's message, "Here, try a witchety grub" on 15:15:52 01/20/03 Mon

"EEEWWWWW" kande grimices, "you really eat those things Mayor?"

"Bug's and Bacon Mate. They're like little lobsters. Nummers. Don't listen to Stardoe, she's just playing with your heads. And maybe watching too many episodes of Crocodile Hunter"

"ANSWER ME" stardoe yells at the mayor. She pulls KM's hand away from the Bug's and Bacon tray and holds on tightly.

"chill girl" the mayor sits stardoe down on BH's lap. "where to begin....?"

"how about the beginning?" KS snaps sarcastically as she pokes at the wriggly white grubs.

"well, can't do that. To have a beginning we would need a middle and an end. To have a beginning, a middle and an end it would mean we had continuity.....and that would never work in Shipperville."

The crowd all murmers agreement.

"Why it seems just yesterday we were all down at the klub counting slugs and watching the kande sisters fight, did we have an ending to that???"

"NNNOOOOOOO"

"and now the latest concern, the reason I brought BH into Shipperville tonight. I asked him to come and help us. One of us is missing!"

The crowd looks around the room wondering who is missing.

"I know, its Scullystar!" KS calls out.

"Nope Scullystar is here, well she is down there" the crowd parts to see Scullystar still passed out on the floor and kande with a pen drawing a fake moustache and glasses.

"I havent seem Melissa around in a long while, WHERE IS MELISSA!" CW glares at KS.

"um....no...not Melissa...she is fine....really, just had tea with her yesterday...isn't that right Mayor, you were there weren't you" KS looks hopefully at the Mayor, with dollar signs in her eyes. The Mayor nods knowingly and agree's, "its not Melissa"

"Then who" the crowd asks.

"Has anyone seen Rabid?" kenamom whispers, "I last spoke to her just before Christmas and havent heard from her since"

Bubba approaches the Mayor and hands her a box of tissue. Kenamom takes one and sniffles delicately.

"I miss Rabid....."

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"Well, she hasn't been coming out much at night," says KS. -- kande, 03:41:38 01/22/03 Wed
- KS tiptoes out the door -- Kande's Sis, 20:57:39 01/23/03 Thu