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Date Posted: 15:15:52 01/20/03 Mon
Author: Stardoe
Subject: Here, try a witchety grub
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Gaaahhh!" on 22:17:52 01/18/03 Sat

says Stardoe handing a tray of wriggling white grubs around. "Make sure you bite off their heads first and keep your tongue out of the way or they'll nip ya."
" Hmmm, peanuts" croons the mayor as she reaches for another grub.
At that moment Stardoe lets out an ungodly screech.
They all turn. She stands rivetted to the spot pointing at the crotch of the Red speedo reviewer.
"I knew I'd seen that bulge somewhere before. " she screams "And no RSRer I've ever seen had one that big"
They all gaze at Stardoe thinking she had lost her marbles at last.
Then suddlenly the RSRer shimmered and there standing in his place is the Alien Bounty Hunter.
"OH my beloved BH. Youv'e come back to me" Stardoe falls into his arms......"Uh oh" she says as she takes a step back "What are you doing on the arm of that grasscutting mayor? "
KM, with a gob full of wriggling witchety grubs turns towards Stardoe with a dumb look on her face.
"Beerwy Barwoe, I bibnt bo woo id bas" she warbles.
Stardoe's face starts to turn red. She advances on the mayor who is backing into the tressle table doing a great impression of the First Chinese Brother.
"What!!! " says Stardoe " are you doing..... with my beloved BH oh mayoryware? huh? Tell me that!!!"
Noone moves wondering what is going to happen next.

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Replies:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM -- km slurps in wriggly white grubs down with a satisfied grin, 20:45:12 01/21/03 Tue
- "Well, she hasn't been coming out much at night," says KS. -- kande, 03:41:38 01/22/03 Wed
  - KS tiptoes out the door -- Kande's Sis, 20:57:39 01/23/03 Thu