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Date Posted: 16:39:48 04/25/03 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis, immediately hiding the evidence
Subject: The Mayor walks in while the sisters are plotting
In reply to: kande 's message, "The Noromos work feverishly to finalize their plans." on 03:40:37 04/25/03 Fri

"What are you two plotting now?" the Mayor asks suspiciously. The sisters look at each other and then quickly glance away.

"Er...nothing," Kande lies through her teeth.

"Actually, it was something." KS taps a pencil on her front teeth. "If you were hypothetically going to come visit me down in Oregon..."

Kande immediately catches on and eagerly displays the map. "Which direction would you drive?"

"What's this hypothetical crap? You two are coming to visit ME. I'm not driving anywhere." The Mayor crosses her arms in front of her neon orange suit with the large bow in the rear.

"But what if you needed something in say, Seattle?" Kande wheedles.

The Mayor sniffs. "Anything I could get in Seattle, I could get in Mayorville. What's this all about? Does this have anything to do with that rental car painted in camouflage with the Celine Dion cutout on the top?"

Kande looks shocked. "A camouflage car?" She turns to her sister. "You expect me to drive in a car that has Celine Dion on top of it?"

"And Kim from '24' in the trunk. Did you know she's Canadian?" KS looks proud of herself.

The Mayor and Kande both look disgusted. "She is?"

"Yup. I wouldn't claim her either," KS pats the Mayor on the shoulder. "Now. Hypothetically speaking..."

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Hypothetically speaking.... -- kenamom, pointing to the map, 22:37:56 04/30/03 Wed
- Riiiiigggght...painting...*wink* *wink* -- Kande's Sis, nudging her sis, 11:57:10 05/01/03 Thu