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Date Posted: 22:39:25 05/04/03 Sun
Author: KM, who has happily been invaded.
Subject: The dark sedan races North.

"Must you drive so fast......are you buckled......how long till we get there......are we on the right road.......we will need a pee break soon......bubba's looking awfully green, he isn't going to puke is he?" kande whines as KS steps harder on the gas.

"OUCH" KS yells as bubba kicks the seat.She looks at kande and whispers, "We should tell him...you know, maybe warn him of why he had to come."

"No, the Mayor said we shouldn't, can't let the little fellow worry. It figures her little alien slaves would do this NOW, what about our plans?"

"Our plans will go ahead...OUCH" KS glares at Bubba in the rear view mirror. "A worried Bubba is better than a POed Bubba, he really didn't want to come"

"I know, but it will be worth it in the end" kande turns to smile at the secret weapon. Who is leaning back, eyes closed, her head nodding to the music being blasted in her ears from her walkman.

"She is meditating, she always listens to Wilco when she is meditating" kande says happily. KS rolls her eyes. "OUCH...would you stop that! Now behave, we are about to cross the border"

KS slows the car to a stop and a uniformed man slowly wanders to the car.

"Welcome to Canada friends. Will you be staying long? Can I arrange lodging for you, maybe assist with some government goodies?" the customs officer studies the occupants.

Kande speaks up, "We are heading to Mayorville, a little well deserved vacation sir"

"You enjoy your visit then, your not bringing anything *bad* into Canada today are you? That wouldn't be very nice."

"No sir, just us and some personal items" KS taps her fingers nervously on the steering wheel.

The officer leans down and takes a closer look at the others in the car. Looking past kande and the Secret Operative, the smile drops from his lips as he spies the really POed alien strapped behind the driver.

"Are you illigal?"

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Replies:

He's a legal illegal, if you know what I mean -- Kande's Sis, tipping the guard $100 Canadian, 08:45:03 05/05/03 Mon
- A munchkin stands in the doorway, butt-naked. -- kande, 09:02:53 05/05/03 Mon
  - From the dark corner a green face appears. -- kenamom, 23:08:15 05/05/03 Mon
    - SO is behind the wheel of the gigantic orange station wagon. -- kande, 07:42:10 05/06/03 Tue
      - The trio drive towards the dam -- Kande's Sis, chortling, 07:57:43 05/06/03 Tue
        In glee, B3 lifts KM up on his shoulders -- kenamom, 09:40:18 05/06/03 Tue
        Kande, KS, and SO bicker over what to do next. -- kande, 18:21:50 05/07/03 Wed
        Aaaiiiii! -- Kande's Sis screams at the end of the precipice, 19:18:38 05/07/03 Wed
        In case you're wondering: An aside -- Kande's Sis, 20:42:34 05/07/03 Wed
        "I'v Got It!" -- A lightbulb goes off over KM's head, 23:26:30 05/07/03 Wed
        Kenamom and SO reach for the hooded sweatshirt. -- kande, 07:57:56 05/08/03 Thu
        The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities -- Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy, 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu
        "THATS ENOUGH" -- kenamom yells, 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
        As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
        Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
        The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
        Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon