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Date Posted: 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway
In reply to: kenamom yells 's message, ""THATS ENOUGH"" on 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu

KS is driving, one hand on the steering wheel and the other arm in the open window, her hair blowing with the breeze whipping through the car. S.O. tries to hold onto her kleenex while Kande attempts to read the map.

"Would you roll up that window?" Kande snaps as the map hits her in the face. KS reaches over and turns the map rightside up. Kande sulks and then points to a spot. "Here. This is where we should turn around and sneak back in."

"Why?" KS yawns. "I have all the duty-free wine and beer that I need."

"For the plan B invasion, of course!" Kande tries to fold up the map, quickly gets frustrated, balls it up and throws it in the backseat with the cooler, CDs, snacks, pillow, coats and of course, S.O. "We can't just slink away defeated."

"Who says we're defeated?" KS asks slides down her sunglasses and peers at Kande over the top. "Is that what KM told you? That we were defeated?"

"You mean we're not? She just kicked us into the car and told us never to come back to Mayorville." Kande is astonished that KS didn't interpret this act in the same vein she had. Perhaps when KS fell out of that swing in the 2nd grade and cracked her head open, some brains really had fallen out as she had originally thought.

KS throws her head back and laughs for at least 20 miles. Then she relents and lets Kande in on the plan.

"First of all, I turned Shawn into a double agent. Even as we speak she is plying the Mayor with beer and those yummy marshmallow, chocolated covered cookies to get her to give Shawn the code for Canada's federal reserve. Bubba cubed is wearing a transmitter under his Canuck jersey. And there is our secret weapon."

Both Kande and S.O. obediently look in the direction KS is pointing. A stream of dark brown is being shot in the air, directly towards Canada. A foul stench enters the car and the trio quickly seal all the windows.

"You're shooting at Canada with a manure spreader?" Kande asks incredulously. "You're a genius!"

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Replies:

Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
- The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
  - Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon