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Date Posted: 09:24:25 05/08/03 Thu
Author: kenamom yells
Subject: "THATS ENOUGH"
In reply to: Kande's Sis holding forth on U.S. policy 's message, "The bears yawn and continue their x-rated activities" on 08:36:51 05/08/03 Thu

kande and KS stop in their tracks. "I thought you said she wouldn't be able to move" kande hisses at her sister as the Mayor approaches.

"Damn Damn Damn, the US secret code is less powerfull up here. Seems the Canadian code is getting stronger by the day" KS hisses back, "its not my fault"

"is too"

"is not"

The two sisters begin to shove each other and hurl accusations. By the time the Mayor makes it to them, SO still tightly grasping her ankle, the sisters are rolling in the dirty snow. She reaches down and with a mighty tug pulls SO off her foot.

"My nose is cogged" she says. KM puts her inside the bears pen and SO covers her eyes. KM then pulls the sisters apart by grasping an ear in each hand.

"OUCH"

"I have had about enough of you two, this could have been an nice trip but you had to ruin it with invasion plans." KM begins to lecture the two on proper socialist behaviour when the blue tram arrives up the mountain and the doors open. Bubba, Bubba-Cubed and baby bubba exit the tram wearing T-Shirts with cows on them. Bubba first laughs at the noromo sisters then pulls out his camera and begins to take pictures. The Mayor tosses the two onto the tram then reaches into the bear cage and pulls out SO and tosses her in after them.

"It's back to Shipperville for you" kenamom pulls out her fine pad and begins to list off the many costly infraction the two sisters have managed to build up.

"Tell me oh wise Mayor, how did you know?" KS pulls out her side arm and tries it, finding it unuseable. "why aren't my weapons working?"

"When will you two learn! First off I attached SO with a secret beacon that Bubba had control over. She wasn't doing anything with out his knowledge. Second, Canada is a socialist state so all your secret weapons are illigal. We are also a very technological advanced state. While you were boring Shaun with your nattering, she was using a laser beam to disarm all your weapons." kenamom smiles, "but they aren't totally useless. We programed them to play Wilco tunes"

"YESSSS" SO grabs KS assassins belt and with the snap of a button the tram begins to rock with loud vibrations.

The sisters moan and cover their ears as the tram door closes. Bubba and his father jump on top of the tram for the ride down.

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Replies:

As the sisters and S.O. hurtle down the highway -- Kande's Sis, 17:24:06 05/09/03 Fri
- Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine... -- kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea, 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat
  - The triumphant trio splits up in Portland -- kande, 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
    - Back at her Oregon retreat -- Kande's Sis, 14:16:38 05/12/03 Mon