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Date Posted: 22:46:14 08/20/02 Tue
Author: CW
Subject: Following her example,
In reply to: Kande's Sis clinging to the chandelier 's message, "Aunt Madge! Rabid shrieks" on 10:18:27 08/16/02 Fri

KM and CW started to swing their heavy literature books in arm-length circles. They timed the circles to mow down the socialists still standing and also to miss each other. One by one, the socialists started to fly against the wall, only to be pinned to the wall by JD and his handy-dandy compressor driven staple gun. (He just looks like he could be a compressor driven power tool guy!)

Stardoe hopped behind the counter looking for something to cut her ties apart and ducked several times as socialist bodies flew overhead.

SMH still had her rifle cocked and ready to shoot but couldn't fire without hitting one of her socialist conspirators.

Bubba escaped and ran behind the bar where he found a roll of the handy man's secret weapon--duct tape. Running around the room, he finished securing the socialist prisoners to the wall. As he approached the women's bathroom, he hesitated. What would Aunt Madge do to him if he taped the door shut he wondered? "Oh fiddlesticks" he thought in alienese "here goes." He used up the rest of the duct tape on the door and then ran to join poor Stardoe behind the bar where he used the pointed end of a can opener to loosen the knots on her gag and ties.

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Replies:

As the mad rumpus winds down -- Kande's Sis, 07:52:34 08/22/02 Thu
- "Well!" harrumphs Aunt Madge. -- kande, 04:32:40 08/23/02 Fri
  - KS drags Kande through the Victorian's front door -- Kande's Sis, 08:18:09 08/23/02 Fri