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Date Posted: 15:04:53 05/28/02 Tue
Author: A person musing out loud
Subject: The closest thing we have to a nun in Shipperville would be...
In reply to: CW 's message, "Re: As KM and CW cower in the closet" on 10:50:28 05/28/02 Tue

"Kande?" KS hazards a guess. "I think she's the only lesbian here in Shipperville, which would render her nunnish." JD rolls his eyes behind KS. "Wait, don't you have to be religious to be a nun?" JD opens his mouth to answer and then realizes that KS is musing rhetorically.

KS starts to pace the kitchen floor, hopping over the prone Reyes who still reclines unconscious beneath the bookcase. "I've heard Kande say things like 'Omigod!' and once on vacation I heard her say 'Goddamnit!' Or did I say that? I know PFC 1 repeated it at some point. Let's just say Kande said it." KS starts thunking her fist into her hand to help her think. "I suppose one could call that praying."

JD lifts Reyes legs by the ankles as he continues to sweep up broken glass from the floor. He continues to fondly listen to his little punkadoodle as she talks to herself out loud. Why, to listen to her, one would almost think she was nuts. Not that anyone would ever say that to her face, he thinks quickly and guiltily.

KS starts talking very fast. "It may sound like a pun to call Kande a nun, but it's a ton of fun, Hon, something new under the Shipperville sun. I just remembered where I left my gun, gotta run!" And with that, KS zippily exits through the back door with JD looking after her stun(ned).

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