KS and SMH emerge in the palatial basement of kande's klub. -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 04:38:46 04/05/02 Fri
Author: kande
Subject: KS and SMH emerge in the palatial basement of kande's klub.
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "As Rabid moves inchworm style towards the stairs" on 06:49:27 04/04/02 Thu

"Oh, my! This is incredible!" An awestruck SMH gapes at the luxurious decorations.

"Yes, well, I'm the one who told her how to decorate," KS lies. "Let's go up and get a drink."

The two crawl into the dumbwaiter and pull themselves up to the bar level. They slide open the door and step out onto Bubba's head. The alien bleeps, then steps aside.

"Sorry, Bubba. Get us some drinks, willya?" KS dismisses the bartender with a wave.

SMH takes a seat at the bar next to Detoured. Detoured is passed out with a half-empty glass of eggnog in her hand.

"Does she do that often?" SMH stage-whispers to KS.

"Whuh?" Detoured wakes up. She lifts her head and looks at SMH, who giggles and points at Det's forehead. Det's hand flies to her forehead and removes an olive.

"Looked for a second there like you had a third eye!" chortles SMH.

CW bursts into the klub. "There you are! Have you made a decision on that house?" CW has the papers all ready for SMH to sign. She waves a pen under SMH's nose.

"Well...I..."

Before SMH can respond, the lights dim. One of the Dancing Danas steps to the microphone. "Tonight we're pleased to bring you a new show. We think these performers will remind you of your childhood without compromising your adult intelligence." The crowd murmurs with interest. "Without further ado, Kande's Klub proudly presents...," drum roll, "...The Sarcastic Puppets!"

Detoured and SMH each give loud, girly screams.

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Replies:

Molly, Mollie save us! -- Kande's Sis, 06:59:52 04/05/02 Fri
- SMH knocks the grape away and stands up -- kenamom, chasing the peeled grape, 08:49:05 04/05/02 Fri
  - "I'm one of you? I'm a superhero?" -- Scully'sMyHero, 17:04:45 04/05/02 Fri
    - Meanwhile...at the other end of the bar... -- Rabid, lucky to have escaped so easily, 21:02:08 04/05/02 Fri
      - Giving a huge sigh and shrugging her shoulders, -- CW, 20:36:34 04/06/02 Sat
        SMH absentmindedly rubs the area between her thumb... -- Kande's Sis, 22:43:49 04/08/02 Mon
        Before Aunt Madge can say anything else, Scully and Reyes burst into the klub, guns drawn. -- kande, 03:33:37 04/09/02 Tue
        That's not Rabid! Reyes screeches in fear -- Kande's Sis, 07:00:26 04/09/02 Tue