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Date Posted: 03:24:58 01/11/02 Fri
Author: kande
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KS yelps as she jumps.
In reply to: kenamom sneaks up to the crowd from behind 's message, ""Hi guys, whatcha doin'?"" on 15:15:54 01/10/02 Thu

"Geez, mayor, you shouldn't sneak up on a person like that." KS puts her hand-held rocket launcher back in its holster.

Someone comes up behind the mayor and throws a bag over her head. Several bodies jump on the mayor and hog-tie her. Kenamom is puzzled by this turn of events. Rather than resist, she decides she'll go along with it and tally up taxes as it goes along. If she can't identify the perps, she'll just tax everybody. Kenamom smiles to herself. Yes, tax everybody. That's a great plan!

A pole is stuck between Kenamom's hands and legs. "1-2-3-Lift!" Kenamom is hoisted in the air and is being carried. Her butt scrapes along the ground as her captors struggle to carry her.

"Are all 40 year olds this heavy?" grunts one.

"Shut up!" snaps the voice of the one who seems to be the ringleader. "We're almost there!"

Suddenly, Kenamom is dropped to the ground. She hears panting coming from her captors, then footsteps as one approaches her.

"Here's the deal. We're going to untie you, but leave the mask on. When I say so, count to 5, then remove the hood. Got it?"

"Got it."

Kenamom is untied. She massages her wrists where the rope rubbed the flesh. "Begin counting!"

As Kenamom counts to 5, she hears her captors running away.

"...4...5!" Kenamom reaches up and pulls off her hood.

"SURPRISE!!!" All of Shipperville is gathered around the town's esteemed mayor. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" As the citizens break into one of the worst-ever versions of the birthday song, Kenamom wipes a tear from her eye.

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Replies:

Happy Birthday, Dear Mayor -- Kande's Sis warbles, ala Marilyn Monroe, 07:12:25 01/11/02 Fri
- ooohhhh you guys remembered!!!!! -- kenamom, putting on her shy and innocent look, 08:57:28 01/11/02 Fri
  - Hear ye hear ye, yells Detoured over the micropohone -- Stardoe, 17:03:26 01/11/02 Fri