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Date Posted: 20:40:34 02/12/02 Tue
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Det and IG tippy-toe behind the nearest tree
In reply to: kande 's message, "Kande gives Pattini a good rub behind the ears." on 03:40:57 02/12/02 Tue

They watch Stardoe dart into the klub.

"I deduce Stardoe is up to something!" Det announces, then catches her cape on the blackberry bushes behind her. As she tries to untangle herself, she falls into poison ivy. "I'm OK!" she hollers at IG as she scratches her arms.

"No need to shout, I'm right behind you," IG tells her, wincing.

The two scurry over to the klub and burst through the doors. They see Stardoe, Kande, KM, and CW sitting in front of the TV eating popcorn.

"Aha!" Det and IG shout simultaneously.

"Aha yourselves," the group tells them. Bubba carries over an eggnog and diet rootbeer.

"Um...whatcha watching?" Det inquires.

"Shhh."Kande shushes her. "It's 'America's Most Wanted: The Hitwoman Files.' I saw a picture of KS flash across the screen."

The star of America's Most Wanted (none of the group can recall his name) swaggers onto the screen, pointing at a blurry picture of KS. "This woman," he taps the screen for emphasis, "is one of the most notorious female killers ever known.

She tortures for fun. She's been known to actually build a gallows on a town square. Here we see her bitch slap a defenseless small gray alien." He shows a video snap of KS lifting Bubba by his ears and slapping him furiously, her hand a blur.

"Hey!" KS blurts out from behind the group. "That was when Bubba tore off that hangnail. It means 'spank me with an ice cream scoop, sweet mama' in alienese."

The group does a collective eye roll. They turn back to the screen.

The camera rolls for a close-up of the actor's face. "The name of this she-devil from Hell is RaeAnn..."

"Rabid!" KM gasps. "That's not Rabid!"

"Oops! I knew I should have gone back and picked up my billfold with the fake I.D. from that last hit I did in December," KS titters.

"You had a fake I.D. made up with Rabid's name on it?" Kande looks aghast.

"We have the same birthday!" KS tells her indignantly, as if her last statement made all the sense in the world.

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Replies:

"WHAT?...and to think I felt really bad about using YOUR name.. -- Rabid(still in the Shipperville neck of the spooky woods), 22:05:08 02/12/02 Tue
- JD gulps as he fingers the warrant -- Kande's Sis, 06:40:09 02/13/02 Wed
  - "Hey! Look over there!" Rabid points to a spot behind JD. -- kande, 03:33:17 02/18/02 Mon
    - We don't need no stinkin' Mrs. Peel -- Kande's Sis says indignantly, 07:02:48 02/19/02 Tue
      - "What do you mean do I have a PASSPORT?" Rabid squeaks.. -- Rabid, in custody, 01:44:58 02/20/02 Wed
        Load up the electrodes, Stardoe! -- Kande's Sis, 16:40:13 02/21/02 Thu