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Date Posted: 13:38:16 02/01/11 Tue
Author: Sister Mary Stigmata (cool and sticky)
Author Host/IP: 184-78-59-126.chi.clearwire-wmx.net / 184.78.59.126
Subject: Telephone boxes and frog fetishes
In reply to: WOW 's message, "Re: Marlon (Richards?)" on 12:17:20 01/23/11 Sun

The talking telephone box was a hoot!! Sounds like quite the adventure!

It reminds me of the time in South Dakota at one of those greasy spoons in the middle of a once-tornado-ravished podunk town (which covers just about every town along I-90 between Sioux Falls and Rapid City). I go to the black Hills a couple times each year to hike and camp and I always go alone. I mostly travel alone because I want to do whatever I want to do and when I am gaddamned good and ready to do it and I don't want to deal with anyone else's bullshit agendas or time schedules.

Well, as I sit there basking in solitude, loving every minute of it, inevitably somebody comes up to talk to me because I "look so alone and maybe you needed someone to talk to". NO! GO AWAY!

I sat at the counter and order a grilled cheese. A gentleman came up and sat down 2 seats from me and proceeded to talk to me. I thought if I kept the answers rather terse, he would stop talking and leave me alone, but he kept going. First it was about normal things. Then all of the sudden he says, "You know, I am a professional dog whisperer."

That's nice (aaaaaaaaalrighty then!).

"I do like dogs, but I really enjoy frogs. I know it sounds weird but they're amazing little creatures and their constant sounds, almost whiney and buzzy sounding, really keep me energized during the day. I have a few of my own and sometimes I let them run all over my bare skin. It's such a special feeling - cool and sticky and very tickley."

Well isn't that special. CHECK PLEASE!

I didn't give a chit how hungry I was, I just wanted to get the hell away from the frog man. Jeezuz, I thought I heard it all.

We all know Brian liked dogs....but did he like frogs?

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