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HoT and HugE KEANU
So you had Sex with Keanu or you think you did? Hell, maybe you never even met the man but can tell one HELL OF A STORY, Well come tell us! Dish the dirt and we'll listen!!!

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Subject: Kee's jewels


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Another view . . .
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Date Posted: 19:53:10 09/22/01 Sat

About Kee jewels: just to put it straight (hi, hi, hi), as a gay I can affirm that some of us can be a little bit obsessed with this kind of stuff. You know, the eye-witness in the spa is actually gay. He described Keanu's equipment as "not that big...huge balls". Which can sound weird to you. You've to know something about gayness: well-endowed means 9-10 inchs erect: which is quite a myth, and most of us see it just in druged pictures on some porno site. I think that less than 2% of men are so equipped. It has to be proven that that's a bless, BTW: only the first inchs of your vagina is sensitive, and as for gays, personally I'm not a masochist and pleasure becomes pain when the pee-pee is that big. In our case, not that big problably means it isn't 6-7 inchs relaxed, which would quite above the average. He probably is 3-4 inchs relaxed, which develops a 6-7 inchs on duty (you can guess it from the picture of his package in such movies as Parenthood: no monstrousity, you can see the outline of his tools, and he looks enjoyably normal). By the same token, huge balls means they are well visible and puffy, not to enourmous spheres on which rests a microscopic peaker. Perhaps thay are really plump, so the pee-pee can look even smaller (try to imagine the picture, and you can see why). as an expert (I assure you I've seen many, many of these objects) I assume Keanu is a normal, well-proportioned male specimen, down there as in the rest of his body. So, he's just like a Greek statue, the perfect man. God be thanked (no blasfemy intended). And I underline: KEANU WAS NOT SHAVED/SHAVING, BUT REALLY HAIRY. If he actually used a razor, probably was to reduce some excesse (many people do it when they have tp wear swimming suit or things. But I checked the Kabuki site, and I doubt anyone is allowed to do that in the public baths, for hygine reasons...

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Subject: What I think


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Dirty Grrl
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Date Posted: 19:48:45 09/22/01 Sat

Sometimes I fantasize Keanus cock as pale as the rest of his skin. From his candid pictures, where he isnt wearing make-up, Keanu seems to have that kind of semi-translucent skin that shows the blood beneath. Like my cowboy, when at rest, his dick would be as smooth and white as a bone, with thin veins of blue. When my cowboys cock becomes engorged and steely, all that blood causes it to blush charmingly to a bright red. Only then do the thickened veins stand out. And the glans, which is a pleasing arrowhead-mushroom shape, deepens to a dark cherry red.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

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Subject: I had Keanu . . . Encore


Author:
Darly
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Date Posted: 19:42:21 09/22/01 Sat

Darly writes:
The time I slept with him he insisted on using a rubber.

JMO writes:
I would like to say one thing. There seems to be a never ending line about Keanu and his cheating ways. He never *cheats* as such on women he dates. He's always very honest about where he stands and where they stand with him. Occasionally some have trouble understanding this, placing more importance on their relationship (again, a word used very loosely) with him. He is always as honest as their imaginations allow him to be. What I mean is if he dates someone for a couple of months, then goes on location and dates someone else, then comes home and maybe (maybe) takes up with the first girl again, this is hardly cheating when both women have been told exactly where they stand. Nowhere. I know this is a gossip board, but some things said here are really hurtful to read. The fact that a small number of people seem to enjoy writing about what a pig or a dog he is, and how badly he treats women. These things just aren't true. He's just an ordinary guy trying to live his life as he sees fit, and is just dating around as many of us do until we are either ready to settle, or find the person we want to settle with. It just hasn't happened for him yet.

Darly writes:
I met him at a friend's party a couple of years ago. It was one of those wild parties where anything went. We ended up in a room together upstairs, and eventually, we did it. He was really good, really respectful and we both had a good time. And he used a rubber. I didn't expect anything more of him and he didn't offer. I thought he was a pretty cool guy.

Darly writes:
We had been talking about the people we knew in common and we went upstairs to short-sheet this one guy's bed. While we were doing that we talked about the wild things we should do to this guy's bed, and we were on the bed, and he had a really sexy voice. I had just dumped my boyfriend and didn't have a very high opinion of men in general at the time but his voice got me and his eyes were big and brown and all the time we talked he had made me laugh. So when he made his move I went for it. He was much better than my ex, which made me wonder why I waited so long to get rid of the guy, and he even made me laugh during. We talked for a bit afterwards but then the room's owner came looking for us and we re-joined the party. He gave me a goodnight kiss before I left the party. With the girlfriend I came with. I never regretted it at all - gave my life a bit of a kickstart with a new go-fot-it attitude.

Darly writes:
We short-sheeted the bed, and we were making it up, pulling the covers straight and I commented it shouldn't be too neat because the guy who slept there was a bit of a slob. I handed him a pillow and he very deliberately took my hand instead, and said something like, "we better mess it up a bit then." I looked at those eyes for a couple of seconds and then we kissed. He is also a very good kisser.

'Zaziel writes:
Hmm. "Why would he risk a real girl in a real life?" As opposed to hookers? Is that your point? Last time I looked, hookers were real girls. I mean, that's the deal, isn't it?Getting off with a real girl, instead of something like a porn video? And hookers exist in real life, as opposed to, for example, "live" sex that you hire over the internet. And considering the professional promiscuity of hookers, the risks are very real. So being with hookers is risking "a real girl in real life." Unless you think hookers are androids or something.
'Zaziel writes:
And then there's the fact that none of the "hooker reports" have been particulary convincing. In fact, let's call them howlingly ludicrous.

'Zaziel to Darly (one more thing, egads) writes:
That was very nicely done. Sweet, generous, but without gushing. If you refrain from shrilling "bitch" "meanie" or "jealous" at the skeptics who will arrive to bash, I will be half-way to believing you.

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Subject: What I heard


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Just Me
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Date Posted: 19:34:31 09/22/01 Sat


Not really short, but shorter than you'd think from his size. Still plenty big, can cause pain, and very big around. And heard that he's amazing in bed, and can be rough, likes the rough stuff. Heard he's real aggressive. The butt stuff is only occasional. But he likes it. Loves going down on a chick. Not much into bj's as such, but likes tactile stimulation. Heard he's not into anyone right now, but was very into Jennifer sexually and emotionally and intellectually, that he truly loved her, which is rare for him. Heard he doesn't let his guard down easily. Heard he likes to stay in, eat in bed, watch sports on TV, watch old movies with a girl. That's his favorite kind of date. Heard he likes the white stuff way much. You know the kind of white stuff, and not talking about race here. That's what I heard.

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Subject: Step right up Sabrina


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Another satisfied customer
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Date Posted: 20:32:08 08/18/01 Sat

Sabrina writes:
I have lurked at jtj for about 3 yrs. I have posted a couple of times anon but not to bash. I have a story that I need to tell and be done with. I feel it would clear up some things that have been said here about a very nice man, Keanu. I am going to tell it but I will only put in the things that I am comfortable with. I will not answer questions and I don't really care who believes me and who doesn't. It makes me so sad to see some of what goes on here when I know better. I have been holding onto to this almost 4 yrs. now. Some of the details will be sketchy because I feel they need to be. I met Keanu Reeves like I said almost 4 yrs. ago this summer and I had sex with him and it is a wonderful memory for me but I need to share and move on. This is already getting long so I'll stop and start another post.

Sabrina writes:
I live on the east coast of the US. I have been a Keanu fan since the days of Bill and Ted but I was not a Dogstar fan in the early summer of 1997. My friend asked me to go to a Dogstar show with her. The gig was about a half hour from my apt. and on a Friday night so I agreed to go with her. I know from reading here that you will want to know what I look like so here it goes. I am 5'6" and at the time I weighed about 110. My sister was getting married that summer and I was her Maid of Honor so I was working out all the time. I was no doubt in the best shape of my life. I am now 30 and so I was 26 at the time. I will add here that at 24 I had breast enhancement surgery. My hair is brown and was a little below shoulder length at the time. Enough about me. We enjoyed the concert and waited in the club with some other fans because Dogstar was coming out to greet some fans. Bret and Rob came out first and were very cordial, shaking hands and signing autographs. Keanu came out a few minutes later and followed the same path. He spoke to my friend and myself for about 5 minutes. I didn't have anything for him to sign and don't collect autographs anyway. The group left our area and a man came up to my friend and I and said to me, "Keanu would like to invite you to have dinner with him and the guys this evening". I looked at my friend pleadingly because we have a no ditch a friend for a guy policy but she said to go ahead and go. She had driven and had also met some other friends she knew from previous concerts. I said ok and he said he would return to get me in a little while. I waited 10 minutes and was taken into another room at the club and Keanu walked up to me and said he was glad I was going to dinner with them and I muttered something like, "thanks for asking me Keanu". We were driven to an Italian restaurant in a beige van. I think there were about 20 people all together at this dinner party. Long enough, I'll start again.

Sabrina writes:
The time in the restaurant was wonderful. We drank before, during and after dinner. I sat next to Keanu and across from Rob. Everyone there was very nice to me and Keanu seemed so interested in my life, my boring life. LOL I was teaching 3rd grade at the time and Rob asked me if my school had music classes for that grade level. I said, "yes, thank god!" He said that he thought it was great too because children need a well rounded education. I agreed with him on that point but added that I needed the break it gave me from 25 8yr. olds! He laughed and said he had nephews and understood my point. He was very nice all evening. Keanu asked me about growing up in that area and what my interests were generally. Bret was seated 2 seats down from me and didn't speak to me during dinner but as we waited for the van later he did talk to me and just seemed to be a very nice guy. They all tease each other but not in an obnoxious way. The time went by so quickly and it was time to leave. I thanked Keanu again for inviting me and said that I was going to call a cab. He said I needn't do that and that he would like me to ride back to the hotel with them and he would see that I got home safe and sound. Once again I said, "thank you Keanu". I know this board well enough to know that you are now conjuring me up as some sleazy woman. I'm not and believe me if he had ignored me or been a jerk at dinner I would never have considered going back to the hotel no matter who he was. I did ride back to the hotel and Keanu took my hand and we walked around by the hotel pool. This was not a four star hotel but it was a nice place and had a small rose garden and grounds next to the pool area. We talked a little more and then Keanu leaned in and kissed me. A nice kiss, nothing slimey or nasty about it. We kissed for awhile and then he asked me to stay. I won't lie and tell you I never did that kind of thing before but it wasn't something I did all the time either. I agreed and we headed to the elevator.

Sabrina writes:
This is getting too long and someone is bound to be pissed. I apologize. By the time we got in the door of his room we were kissing very passionately. We helped each other undress, in that, here I can do that faster, kind of way. I had worn an emerald green slip dress,heels and panties so I was quick but he was also down to bare ass in no time at all! LOL Whatever he used on his hair smelled wonderful and I tried to take it all in, the smells, the moves, the sounds. I think I give nothing away by saying that he is a great lover and gave me everything I needed to go over the top. I did to him what I had done to all my lovers before him and he seemed to enjoy it all. There were no complaints from either of us. Not cut. I know you will ask.

Sabrina writes:
It had been a long day for both of us and we had both had plenty to drink and so we fell asleep. I woke around noon and Keanu had his arm across my body. I laid there and thought that I couldn't believe this had happened but there I was and I felt damn good. Keanu woke up a few minutes later, frisky and we had at it again. This may seem odd to you but I will never forget his forearms being that close to my face. We rested and talked a little more, just goofy things really and then took a shower together. After drying, Keanu rubbed his hands together and said that he was starving! He suggested we go out and get something to eat. I told him I was embarassed to go out in the day in the same clothes I wore to the concert. He is such a nice man! He apologized to me for not thinking of that and said he would ask someone to bring us food. He gave me a teeshirt to wear and there I sat on the bed while he called and asked a roadie to go get coffee and bagles and juice for us. We ate in the room and after the meal I said that I really should get going. He looked at me with those brown eyes and said that he thought we would hang out today and then I could go to the Dogstar show that night as his guest. I pulled at the teeshirt I was wearing and said, "Keanu, this is a problem". He laughed so warmly and said he could have someone take me home to get my things and I agreed and told him I would love to see the band again that night.

Sabrina writes:
He didn't snore and god, I hope I didn't! LOL When I got to my place I showered again so I could wash my hair and use my hair products, didn't want to look frizzy! I don't remember the name of the man who drove me but he waited patiently in the van. I took a change of clothes for the show and headed back to the hotel. Keanu was watching TV when I returned but he greeted me like he was on pins and needles waiting for my return. I know this probably wasn't the case at all but he made me feel like it was. He is a very attentive man. We cuddled a little on the couch and I watched TV with him. Sports. We got a call that it was time to leave for the sound check and I asked him if I should change and he said we would come back before the show and do that. I sat in the club while they did the sound check and while they did a radio interview. I stuck to diet coke this time. We changed and went back to the club and hung around another couple of hours before the show. The show was good and that night went basically as the night before had gone. I stayed with him Saturday night and they left Sunday morning. Keanu gave me his voice mail number but I never called it. My friend thought and continues to think I was nuts. I thought about calling many times and after thinking long and hard decided against it each time. Why? I saw some things going on that made me know that there was no future there for me and one of the nicest regular guys I have ever met. I can be jealous and women just threw themselves at him and grabbed at him all Saturday night. The same thing had happened Friday night but he wasn't "mine" then and it made a differance. Before you wear your fingers out typing, I know full well he wasn't "mine" but I had his attention for those days and I have wonderful memories. I have tried to put in details that show him for the great guy he is because I hate seeing posts here saying he's out of it and those kind of things. He is a thinker and a doer, he has a wonderful mind and I will never forget him.

Sabrina writes:
These will be the only questions I will answer. I knew the condom question would come up and I had meant to address it. Yes, he uses condoms. I told him that he needed to and he said he always did. I felt good about that. I said earlier that he did everything that he needed to do to make my night and he did it well, that should answer the other questions.

Sabrina writes:
I said I didn't care if you believed me or not and I don't. I do not want to leave the impression that Keanu acted like a puppy though because he didn't at all. He did act happy to see me upon my return and I got the impression he was somehow surprised I did return which I found endearing but you can rip it all you want. I added the implant part of the story because someone always insists he is into big breasts. I am no Pamela Anderson, without my enhancement I would look like a boy. As far as doing with him what I had done with my other lovers that is completely true. You have no idea what I have done and I will not tell that part so believe what you want, that's the only way to survive here at jtj.

Sabrina, writes:
I too was with the band the whole east coast tour. Promo stuff. I was the one with the camera tripping down the stairs in the lobby. If you are who you say you are, mention the hotel name please. While taking pics, I took a few shots of someone. In the background of the pics is Keanu and a girl who I think is you from your story. If so, and you can give me some proof as to you being the real deal, I would then ask you to take this privately to see if you would like copies of the pics. I will not take this privately if your just a storyteller. I have to protect myself also. I am not looking for money or favors. If you are the real deal, you just might enjoy the pics. Thats all.

Sabrina writes:
As I said in my first post, I needed to tell my story and move on. It has become a burden and I used this board to try and be done with that burden but it has snowballed. I am currently very much in love with a wonderful man that I hope to spend the rest of my life with. We have shared our sexual histories and past experiences. However, I left out one detail. Neither one of us named names but I have always felt so guilty that I didn't tell him one was Keanu Reeves. He teased me about my extensive Keanu video collection when we moved in together and asked "should I be worried about this guy?" I dread when a new Keanu movie comes out because he says, "I guess we're going to see the boyfriend, huh?" I feel it's too late to say anything now but I know secrets can ruin a relationship. I'm no kid but I honestly don't know what to do and what I tried to do didn't work for me. If I've upset anyone I do apologize. I want to thank Ching Ching for her post because she expressed how I would like to feel about this. Also Promo thank you for your very kind offer but as you can see pictures would only further complicate things. Back to lurking for me.

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Subject: Shall we take a call from Anna


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Anna - Last and All
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Date Posted: 20:27:37 08/18/01 Sat

Anna - Last and All She, my sister, who has even slept with him (yes he *did* fall asleep for awhile), even *she* doesn't go online to look at anything but two websites about him. Maybe he has sex with girls who spend all there time online now, but I doubt it. She has only ever told a few people about it and now thinks this is a bad idea, as some people here do. First question answered: it was late 1993 and sorry, but Keanu *did*(maybe does NOT anymore) occasionally like a 'trashy slut', which my sister admits to being for two years of her life. (ending with Keanu, I might add.) She is 3 years older than him. The more recent update came from my boyfriend who knew a drummer who knew a guitarist who knew (knows?)Bret. From that string of, admittedly, weak sources, Bret supposedly once remarked (this was 1997) that girls were always volunteering to go down on Keanu and that he did that more often than the complications or dangers of intercourse. Quite common with musicians. We all just talked about this the other day, because one of her co-workers has a new crush on Keanu and he ended up being the discussion through most of a Sunday afternoon. So here are the key notes I can almost be sure anyone lusting for a famous actor would want to know: He IS large. Or certainly felt so to my small boned, 5 foot 4 sister. She said she could only get part of him in her mouth and felt real sel-conscious and nervous to do well and thought it was one of her worst jobs ever. She said she was thinking about him too much down there. She kept thinking about being with this movie star instead of focused on a man she was having sex with. She could not concentrate and said he was "too big to do right". She said there was more than her hands distance between how far her mouth could fit over him and his pubic hair because she was sort of 'jacking' him there at the base, even though her mouth was full. She didn't have a ruler, but after the fact, the 'measure' she illustrated with her hands was about 8 inches. She said it even hurt inside her, but she liked that because it only helped her remember him more. He IS cut, but she said it's "fleshier" than others she's seen. That it still looks big and plump even soft. And yes, it IS darker than the average american male, but that did not surprise me. It is not black or even chocolate brown. She has pointed to colors which are similar and I can only describe it as a brownish maroon. You romantics might call it "mocha-wine" to fit with that chocolate motif. She says it's basically similar to his nipples color, but more plumlike and lighter. She's married now, but I know she will never forget those few hours with him. She said he was "sweet", then real distant or drifting and quiet. He was apparently gentle and romantic when they kissed, (and she says she has never kissed a better kisser) but then got very physical, even forceful when he fucked her. He finger-fucked her while she was going down on him and she said it felt like a whole cock was inside her. She had an orgasm then, but that's when she gave up on that blow job. (She went down on him again right before they left and that one went all the way and she tried to swallow.) Later he started to go down on her, but she said the minute he put his mouth there she started to come and it only lasted about 30 seconds. He sucked at her the whole time and she remembers he laugh a little when she came again so quick. But that's when he moved up on her and fucked her. She could never remember how long he did his thrusting because he changed positions a few times and she says she was pretty delirious. (no drugs, they *did* drink, but she says he put her in a "fuck"daze). She said it could have been 2 minutes or 20, but she was still sore the next day and really liked that. She claims the things she remembers most are him laying on top of her, how often he smiled and his voice. THEN the fullness and sight of his cock. And he DID talk during sex. When she was sucking on him she says he basically talked "dirty", but that his voice really turns her on, so it almost seemed like he was *using* it as an aphrodisiac. He also asked if she was okay a few times and apparently says 'fuck' and 'suck', at least with HER. I just talked to her a few hours ago and she says she can't remember any of the context anymore; not whether he said "suck it" or "suck me" but she *thinks* he said "suck ON me", but all she really remembers is hearing him say the "-uck" words more than a few times. He said "fuck" while he fucked her. Believe it or not. Doesn't really matter. My sister would never "betray" her memories of him and i'll never reveal how or where they met. I'm sure I have no shame because I am not extremely obsessed with him. We only just found this place about a month ago and thought (maybe wrong) this would be the best place to tell that he definitely likes blow jobs. Or *use* to. I'm sure this man has been through some changes since his pre-"Speed" days.

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Subject: About Kee jewels


Author:
JtJer
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Date Posted: 20:25:44 08/18/01 Sat

just to put it straight (hi, hi, hi), as a gay I can affirm that some of us can be a little bit obsessed with this kind of stuff. You know, the eye-witness in the spa is actually gay. He described Keanu's equipment as "not that big...huge balls". Which can sound weird to you. You've to know something about gayness: well-endowed means 9-10 inchs erect: which is quite a myth, and most of us see it just in druged pictures on some porno site. I think that less than 2% of men are so equipped. It has to be proven that that's a bless, BTW: only the first inchs of your vagina is sensitive, and as for gays, personally I'm not a masochist and pleasure becomes pain when the pee-pee is that big. In our case, not that big problably means it isn't 6-7 inchs relaxed, which would quite above the average. He probably is 3-4 inchs relaxed, which develops a 6-7 inchs on duty (you can guess it from the picture of his package in such movies as Parenthood: no monstrousity, you can see the outline of his tools, and he looks enjoyably normal). By the same token, huge balls means they are well visible and puffy, not to enourmous spheres on which rests a microscopic peaker. Perhaps thay are really plump, so the pee-pee can look even smaller (try to imagine the picture, and you can see why). as an expert (I assure you I've seen many, many of these objects) I assume Keanu is a normal, well-proportioned male specimen, down there as in the rest of his body. So, he's just like a Greek statue, the perfect man. God be thanked (no blasfemy intended). And I underline: KEANU WAS NOT SHAVED/SHAVING, BUT REALLY HAIRY. If he actually used a razor, probably was to reduce some excesse (many people do it when they have tp wear swimming suit or things. But I checked the Kabuki site, and I doubt anyone is allowed to do that in the public baths, for hygine reasons...

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Subject: Not Quite Poe


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Date Posted: 20:24:31 08/18/01 Sat

Not Quite Poe
Once upon a midnight dark and sleepy, did I ponder Keanu's pee pee, Over many a quaint and curious volume of gossip lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some thing gently rapping, rapping at my mind's poor door. `'Tis a dream of pee pee,' I muttered, `tapping at my mind's poor door - Only this, and nothing more.' Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream to see But the silence then unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word within my mind the whispered word, `pee pee!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `pee pee!' Merely this my mind did see. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again there came the thoughts somewhat louder than before. `Surely,' said I, `surely there is something i can glean from this; Let me see then, what threat is, and this mystery explore - Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; - 'Tis his pee pee and nothing more!' Then his pee pee beguiling my hot fancy into smiling, By the sheer size and stiff decorum of the countenance it wore, `Though they claim it shorn and shaven ' I said, surely it I be a cravin'. and the dream did possess my soul's shore - as the vision came to clear more' Thus my ephiphany i do share here, `I hath never saw one so big before!'

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Subject: Um, UM


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Jtjer
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Date Posted: 20:22:59 08/18/01 Sat


I've seen his dick and he is WELL endowed. WELL. I'm not a chick and not gay. Been in sports situations with him. And the thing about all the hair is wrong. Normal amount. Also not circed. If I might say so, the reason he might look noncirced is that he is big and the top of his yaya pokes out of the top of the foreskin. Just FYI.

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