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Date Posted: 15:47:41 01/30/03 Thu
Author: schwabra
Author Host/IP: dialup-64.154.102.194.Dial1.Cincinnati1.Level3.net / 64.154.102.194
Subject: President Bush meets Moses

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips,
President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe and
sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said,
"Aren't you Moses? " The man never answered but just kept staring ahead.
Again the President said, "Moses! " in a loud voice. The man just kept
staring ahead, never answering the president.

Soon a secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and
said, "Doesn't this man look like Moses to you? " The secret service agent
agreed with the President. "Well," said the President, "Every time I say
his name, he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!" Again,
the President yelled, "Moses! " and again the man stared ahead.

The secret service man went up to the man in the white robe and whispered,
"You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over and
whispered, "Yes, I am Moses. But the last time I talked to a bush, I spent
40 years wandering in the desert!"

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