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Date Posted: 19:52:20 11/25/02 Mon
Author: Blade
Subject: Im truly sorry Xstatic, it wont happen again

(cameras swivel around the nearly empty auditorium as Slipknots "Heretic's Anthem" begins and Blade walks out from behind the curtain towards the podium, once he gets there he motions for the music to stop)

(as he begins to speak he kind of has a look of remorse on his face)

Thank you all for coming tonight

(his eyes scan the crowd, if you can call it a crowd, theres an old man sleeping, two kids playing tag, and a man talking to his wife)

Anyway, I called this little conference because I thought an apology was in order. Xstatic, I had no right to bring your wife and child into my promos a couple weeks ago. And for that I am truly sorry. I disrespected not only you and your family but also myself. Once again I'd like to apologize. On another note you should have beaten me in our match up. You've proved time and time again that you are one of the MCW's elite and we've all witnessed that I am nothing more than a midcarder. Well, I'm not asking you to accept my apology, I just want to make it clear that it won't happen again. Hit the music

(The "Heretic Anthem" begins again as a somber Blade walks off stage, as the song continues to play for a few seconds Blade rushes back out to the podium)




FUCK THAT BULLSHIT!! (he yells into the microphone, the married couple and two kids look up abruptly and the old mans sleeping is quickly halted)

Sorry? Hell no. Xstatic, I really dont get you one bit. You talk about this and that, then a day later you completely contradict yourself. In your last interview you seemed to have a lot of apprehension towards homosexuals. I know that I myself am not gay but after your latest uproar I wonder about you. Ive heard that those who don't tolerate homosexuals often do so because they themselves like the cock but wont admit it. You sure seemed to show a lot of intolerance for those with different beliefs Xstatic, maybe you should get some help. Maybe we should just ask T-..... Oops did I almost say her name? Dont worry about that Xstatic, I wont say your wife or kids name again. If I need to refer to them I'll just use Ugly or Butthead. Will that work for you?

(Blade begins to laugh, and walks off of the stage, he returns pushing a cart with a TV and VCR)

You guys are going to love this (he says, barely getting it out through the fit of laughter)

(Blade turns on the TV and VCR and Xstatic's last promo comes to the screen, Blade turns up the volume and you can hear Xstatic say "Do any of you Fucking Moron's Know why i am called Xstatic?....Didn't fucking think so...The reason they call me Xstatic is because.." (Xstatic's lips keep moving but the voice changes not quite matching the lip movements though, kinda like an old Chinese movie) "I love smoking pole. AINT THAT A SHOCKER?!")

(still laughing Blade turns off the TV) boy oh boy Xstatic that sure was a shock. Lets turn our attention away from Xstatic's sexual tendencies and focus on something more. Am I tempting you yet Xstatic? I sure hope so. Come get me like you said you would. I'll enjoy beating you down again. Maybe you can bring Ugly and Butthead to ringside so they can watch it happen. Maybe this time you'll put that other title on the line, you know the one you do care about? I'll see you later

(laughing Blade walks out of the picture)

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