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Subject: DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS


Author:
Lil Sam
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Date Posted: 11:34:22 10/28/10 Thu
DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

A young boy comes down for breakfast.
Since they live on a farm, his Mother asks if he has done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he
kicks a chicken.

When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow.

When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any
milk in my cereal?" he asks.

Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, So you don't get
any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,



"You gonna tell him or should I?"

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Subject: New Mexico Chili Cookoff


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Date Posted: 11:32:20 10/28/10 Thu
New Mexico Chili Cookoff


If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico.

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa FePlaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge #3."
Here are the scorecard notes from the event: CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.
CHILI # 2 - EL RANCHO'S AFTERBURNER CHILI Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
CHILI # 3 - ALFREDO'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer.
CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT ... Just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?
CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.
CHILI # 6 - VARGA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames.. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.
CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili? Judge # 3 -- No report.

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Subject: Little girl story


Author:
No name (:))
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Date Posted: 16:27:29 06/29/10 Tue
This is truly a heart-warming story about the bond formed between
A little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to
Believe in the goodness of people and that here is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One
Day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the
Empty lot. The young family's 5 year-old daughter naturally took an interest
In all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them
'gems-in-the-rough', more or less... Adopted her as a kind of
Project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
Coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to
Made her feel important.

At the end of the first week, they presented her with
A pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to
Her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested
That they take the dollar she had received to the bank the next day to
Start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally
Impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her
Very Own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, 'I Worked all last week with a construction crew building a house.'

'My goodness gracious,' said the teller, 'and will you be working on the
House Again this week too?

The little girl replied... 'I will if those useless cunts at Bunnings ever bring us the fucking gyprock.'

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Subject: from Darlene, a keeper


Author:
No name
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Date Posted: 13:26:08 04/02/09 Thu
Keeper


Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a house dress; lawn mower in his hand, and dish-towel in hers. It was the time for fixing things.. A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep.

It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more.

But then my mother died, and on that clear summer's night, in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away....never to return. So... While we have it... Its best we love it... And care for it.... And fix it when it's broken..... And heal it when it's sick.

This is true... For marriage.... And old cars.... And children with bad report cards..... Dogs and cats with bad hips.... And aging parents..... And grandparents, aunts and uncles and friends. W e keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.

Some things we keep. Like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make life important, like peopl e we know who are special.... And so, we keep them close in heart and mind and spirit.

I received this from someone who thinks I am a 'keeper', so I've sent it to the people I think of in the same way....

Now it's your turn to send this to those peo ple who are 'keepers' in your life. Send it back to the person that sent it to you if they too are a keeper.

Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

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Subject: Funnies


Author:
No name
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Date Posted: 13:09:57 04/02/09 Thu
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.


2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.


3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.


4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.


5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.


6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.


8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.


9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, "Keep off the Grass."

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

19. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

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Subject: BUTT DUST


Author:
No name
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Date Posted: 15:06:06 12/10/08 Wed
What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a
while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold
milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old
she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look
in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to
take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a
child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the
little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'


SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me
this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a
restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he
whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was
troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get
married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot
was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back
and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mom knew . Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't
your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday
sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust...' He would
have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening
leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old
girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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Subject: An interview with World renowned health expert


Author:
Leantu
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Date Posted: 16:51:12 10/28/08 Tue
An interview with World renowned health expert, Dr. Ima Nomskal......

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats,and that's it. Don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.


Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.


Q: Should I reduce my al cohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pai n...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! . . . Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach


Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.


Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather an attempt to skid in sideways - Cabernet in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride!'
-------------------------------------------------
And . . . .

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2 The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.





4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Subject: She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure


Author:
Damann
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Date Posted: 14:48:18 10/20/08 Mon
She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stu pid husband is out fishing in that shit?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.

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Subject: An Englishman, a Frenchman and Angelina Jolie


Author:
Author
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Date Posted: 03:13:00 02/25/08 Mon

An Englishman, a Frenchman and Angelina Jolie are sitting together in a train
travelling through Switzerland when the train enters a tunnel, and everything
goes dark.

There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a slap.

When the train comes out of the tunnel, Angelina Jolie and the Englishman are
sitting there as if nothing has happened, and the Frenchman is holding a slapped
face.



The Frenchman is thinking, "That Englishman must have kissed Angelina and she
swung at him, missed, and slapped me."



Angelina Jolie is thinking, "That French guy must have tried to kiss me, kissed
the Englishman by mistake, and got slapped."



The Englishman is thinking, "This is great. When we go through the next tunnel,
I'll kiss the back of my hand again, and slap that French guy again!"

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Subject: My Old Forgotten Forum


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Date Posted: 02:32:07 09/06/07 Thu

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Subject: Saying the right thing


Author:
S. Whitman
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Date Posted: 17:21:45 06/03/04 Thu
Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to
open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around
the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So
is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note
on the table
>
> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
Love you."
>
> So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table,
eating Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says,
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is
everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,
"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
>
> A self-induced hangover - $100.00
> Broken furniture - $200.00
> Breakfast - $10.00
> Saying the right thing - priceless

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Subject: A frog goes into a bank...


Author:
Oy
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Date Posted: 15:24:16 05/15/04 Sat
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Mrs. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"...

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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Subject: Now For Something Completely Different...


Author:
Ajoke
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Date Posted: 14:02:20 05/15/04 Sat
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

--Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner



"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the

taxidermist." --Matt Barry



"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia



"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns



"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

--Sharon Stone



"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."

--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)



"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack

Nicholson



"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he

never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a

sense of humor)



"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals

through his wallet." --Robin Williams



"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only

time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne



"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal



"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing

in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that

women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

--Robert De Niro



"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are

having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.

So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman



"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know

what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."

--Jerry Seinfeld



"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and

just give her a house." --Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough

blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams

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Subject: Test


Author:
n
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Date Posted: 22:46:30 04/10/03 Thu
test

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Subject: I like the way you talk


Author:
Karl
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Date Posted: 23:36:03 11/10/01 Sat
That boy likes the way i talk and i like the way he talks. Mmmhhmm

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Subject: Well!


Author:
No name
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Date Posted: 13:36:12 10/11/01 Thu
Glad to see the activity on my msg board. LOL

I am at work ridin the clock and trying to remember what i need to do. #1 on the list was to remember to get the list of things to do.

Anyhow, see you later, tater!!

:-)

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Subject: HullllllllOOOOooooooo


Author:
No name
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Date Posted: 17:54:09 10/06/01 Sat
well miss nanners, this is the first i've been to your updated, umbrella, site and i must say it looks wonderful dahlin'! i'm having fun navagating around as i listen to some nice celtic music from netscapes radio to help drown out all the noise the excavator is making outside.
later tater,
me : )

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[> Subject: Re: HullllllllOOOOooooooo


Author:
No name
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Date Posted: 13:25:42 10/11/01 Thu
Well!!!!! How bout that! I am glad to see your post. I am at work, it is thursday and i'm just riding the clock...
How nice to get some action on my website LOL
Later Ms Tater!!
N

>well miss nanners, this is the first i've been to your
>updated, umbrella, site and i must say it looks
>wonderful dahlin'! i'm having fun navagating around as
>i listen to some nice celtic music from netscapes
>radio to help drown out all the noise the excavator is
>making outside.
>later tater,
>me : )

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