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Date Posted: 19:14:16 01/15/02 Tue
Author: Jean-Paul Jaubergy
Subject: Re: Competition, please.....
In reply to: Dragon Warrior 's message, "Re: Competition, please....." on 13:21:07 01/15/02 Tue

We see Jean-Paul Jaubergy in his Lazy-Boy with a mai-tai in his hand, and a lei around his neck. He is holding his cell phone between his ear and shoulder, as he flips through the contract for his match with Dragon Warrior.

JAUBERGY: So, you're sure there's no way I can be held legally responsible for what I do to him? And there's no way to get rid of that empty arena clause? I want everybody to witness the thrashing I give him. Besides, if he dies I need the witnesses that I was just entertaining them, and that he jobbed to me. Well, that's all he is, you know, a jobber. If he had even one tenth my talent I might worry, but I'm a true superstar. Didn't you see the tape I couriered to you? Tights? What tights? That was just the lighting or the camera angle or something. I don't need the tights to beat Dragon Whorier. Well, yeah, of course I've been working out like a demon. Alright, so you're sure there's no way I can get screwed on this thing, right? Okay, so I'm gonna sign it and fax it to the commish. Yeah, I'm doing it right now. I'll fax you a copy too. That's right, I'm gonna make him wish he had never heard of professional wrestling.

Hangs up phone, picks up pen...pauses...then signs the contract. Fade to black.

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