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Date Posted: 18:55:16 11/25/01 Sun
: Dear PSD,,,,,,
Post Date: 10/10/2001 12:27:09 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Well you have Ann Landers & Dear Abby ,,Now you have DEAR POTSMOKINDUDE ,That's right ,I'm starting a advice column right here on the forum ,,,,I'm here to give advice to all my dear friends ,,,ask me ANYTHING folks,,,,,,
Post Date: 10/10/2001 1:23:54 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: passion
Slogan: Once a friend always a friend
Dear PSD,
I said something in the forum as a joke
and I said I was very sorry for it.And I ask this man who I called a friend if he was mad at me.It took him a long time to say
no,passion but I still feel hes hurt or upset with me.For when I see him now he's not the same,he won't talk or joke with me anymore.It makes me sad and makes me cry because I have upset him.I didn't mean to.I don't know how to make things right again.Please tell me what to do.This is really tearing me apart.
Post Date: 10/10/2001 1:41:55 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Dazed and Confuzed
hey dude:
sometimes i run out of weed
what should i do?
Post Date: 10/10/2001 1:44:19 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Passion,,, If you told him it was a joke and you said you're sorry,, "That "should be enough ,,, You should not be upset because someone is too much of a jerk to except your apology,,, and if they don't,,,, they were not much of a friend to begin with !!! But if you still feel bad ,,,,,you can always offer to have phone sex with him
Post Date: 10/10/2001 1:50:54 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: SexyCop (Jeff)
Dear PSD,
What a great idea.... I am SO wishing I had thought of it. I think you're going to end up getting sex out of this...... you bastard.
I salute you, Sir, for a fine idea.
And I'm NOT a jerk
Post Date: 10/10/2001 1:51:26 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: silky blonde lady
Slogan: live, laugh, love fully...
Dear PSD,
I am writing you today because I am befuddled. My friend Leggy has a love in her life. She talks about him ALL the time. He's the banana in her sandwich and the cream in her coffee. Why o why won't she tell me his name?
Perplexed and Puzzled
Post Date: 10/10/2001 2:00:53 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dazed and Confused,,,First of all,,,A true connoisseur of cannabis Always saves their roaches ,,,,,so they "NEVER" run out!!! ,,some other tricks,,,,,
1 *Always have at least two dealers,,,,
2 * Grow your own,,,,,
3 * send me money ,,,you'll never run out
Post Date: 10/10/2001 2:27:13 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear perplexed,,,,I'm sure Leggy will eventually spill her guts ,,,just give her time to enjoy this guy who creams in her coffee,,,, who is the peanut in her butter,,,who is the train in her tunnel
Post Date: 10/10/2001 2:29:26 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Yes Sexy Cop,,,,,,, PSD= Smart Bastard
Post Date: 10/10/2001 4:43:42 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Melissa
OK PSD, here is one for you. I have a sister-in-law that I can not stand. She is always things about me to her sisters and brothers, in hopes to turn them against me. I have not talked to her in about 7 months. One day she called me up to ask me for something, I told her no, this is why, she never comes over to see us or has anything to do with my kids and that the only time we are good enough is when she wants something. I am just sick of her treating my kids different than all the others, she never gives tham a birthday gift or even sends them a card, but for the other ones she goes all out. She said that she is afraid to come to my house because me and my husband (her brother) are always fighting. I just lost it and man did I bitch at her. For one thing she came over once last year and once this year, and yes that one day that she came over my husband and I were having a fight. She is the one that can't seem to keep her pants on around other men, and causing problems in her own marraige. I think she is jeoluse. My husband (her brother) said we just won't have anything to do with her. Well that is fine by me , but she is still saying things about me , and how I am poisoning her brothers mind against her. She is doing that all by herself. We had to go to two funerals last week and she did not say one word to me , my kids or her brother. She acted as if we were not there. My 5 year old son asked me if his aunt did not like him anymore. I just told him she was being naughty. My husbands brother called me and told me that the reason why she did not talk to us at the funeral is because she thought I'd start a fight with her. Give me a break! I am sick of putting up with her shit. I told my husband that he needs to deal with her, I need him to stick up for me. He said that he will, but he thinks that it will go away by itself. I am to the point where I want to get all the family together and tell her off. then she can't get out of it with her lies. I am sorta mad at my husband too because he knows how much this bothers me and yet he does nothing about it. I hope you can help me with this, because I need it. Thanks
Post Date: 10/10/2001 5:11:55 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Suzanne.
Dear PSD:
I have sprayed the tree in my yard five times ... well sure it is at the base of the large trunk, I will admit, and still it sprays ants on my roof that decide to come in and say HI ...sigh..
Now, after spending oodles of time and money using spray, diazapane ... etc. and still cannot extradite the visitors from my property, I have come to my wits end and am Begging you for your expert opinion!! Please reply as soon as possible, I need ** ant terrorist tactics and SOON ...
Sincerely,
Suzy Homemaker, Tool Woman, Roof Goof Woof! ... Green Thumb! and ANTBUSTER
*** picking ants off my body as I type***
Post Date: 10/10/2001 5:15:54 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Melissa,,,, First of all I don't want to say what a C**T your sister-in-law sounds like,,,,,but it really is your husbands place to deal with his sister ,and you SHOULD be mad at him for letting it go on,,,,,if you do it ,,,it will make things worse,,, maybe you should have your 5 year old son ask his aunt,,, why she doesnt like him ? ,,, I think it's horrible that someone can treat their nephew like that ,,,,,Me thinks "sissy poo" needs to smoke a joint and get laid ,,,,send her my way ,I'm sure I can fix her ass
Post Date: 10/10/2001 5:30:19 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear Suzanne,,,,,Try dipping them in chocolate ,,, I hear Chocolate Covered Ants are a delicacy ,, just package them little buggers up ,and sell them to all those freaks that like that weird shit,,,,,,PS,,,,, I recommend a nice Ghirardelli chocolate for dippping,,
Post Date: 10/10/2001 6:07:43 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: tam
LMAO...omg PSD you have missed your calling babe!! I just love your advice. *smooch*
Post Date: 10/10/2001 6:09:01 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
Hey tam tam...get your cutie ass onto msn, girlie!
Post Date: 10/10/2001 6:45:41 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Melissa
Thanks PSD for getting back to my problem so fast. I think I just might send my sister-in-law to you and please don't send her back. LOL. It is just nice to talk to someone about my problem. Thanks
Post Date: 10/10/2001 10:26:40 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Suzanne..
ahhhh PSD ... The Ultimate of Answers!!! Will try Godiva chocolate. Dear Abby, Eloise, eat your hearts out!!!
Hmmm Duck a l'orgy and chocolate ants ... all in one day !! You are the GREATEST PSD ... kisses ***
(pssstttt ... raising pom poms for your first cyber a la advice Forum)
Post Date: 10/10/2001 11:14:52 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: silky blonde lady
Slogan: live, laugh, love fully...
PSD...have we discovered a hidden talent??? and, yea, will wait till Leggy fully explores all the joys with her "LOVE"...but geez..what if its a HOAX ???????
Post Date: 10/10/2001 11:42:10 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Jucy Lucy
Slogan: The bigger the better
Psd I do not have a pic of your cock and I heard that you had stopped showing it. Could you make an exception and send me one please?
Post Date: 10/11/2001 12:01:28 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Jucy Lucy
Holy $%*!~#@!!!
Thanx that was fast!
Post Date: 10/11/2001 12:04:00 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
No problem lucy how about sending me one of your P***y now lmao
Post Date: 10/11/2001 12:27:20 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: OneStonedMotherFuckr
Slogan: "Smoking IS my life."
Dude, I bought this like killer weed the other day. The stuff fucked me blind. I rolled a big number to enjoy by myself as I was tokin it up my girlfriend shows up. She takes a few hits and wants to get it on. When I finally get her close off, I see she has a DICK wheer she didn't have one before. I think I'm seeing things so I take another hit or two to see if I can make this shit go away. Doesnt' work. Her dick gets bigger the more I smoke.
Help me here, Dude. I got some questions for you.
1. Do I give up the weed and keep my girlfriend and hope it was some bad cannabis?
2. Do I keep the weed AND my girlfriend and not tell my friends?
3. My girlfriend gives good head I can't give her up, but I seem to have lost interest in fucking her. what do I do?
4. What do I do with all the seeds I got from rolling? I got a big jar of them.
Post Date: 10/11/2001 12:35:23 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear OneStonedMotherFuckr,,,,,never ever give up the weed,,, keep your girlfriend ,,,,,,and just face fuck her ,,,,and send those seeds to Dazed and confuzed so he can grow his own,,,,
Post Date: 10/11/2001 4:39:24 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Osama
Dear PSD,
I -um- have a -um- friend (ya- that's it!) who has recently fucked up REALLY REALLY bad. We will just call him "bin".
It seems "bin" thought he was gonna make another country drop to it's knees with a little plan he had. Let's just call this country "S.U.A." Anyway, "bin" has many friends, and some of those friends died for "bin's" beliefs. He told them they were going to paradise, but as it turns out- they went directly to Hell. Some of "bin's" friends know this and don't like him anymore. They even used his turban as TP.
What's worse , is that the "S.U.A." is very pissed off. And when they get pissed off- BAD things happen. They have already crushed many of "bin's" toys and dropped cat dung in his sand box. The "S.U.A." has even dropped photos all over "bin's" country showing him sucking off a camel. Which -um- must have been fake of course. (Allah, I miss that camel) er- I mean... nevermind.
Now "bin" is sitting in his own bowel movements waiting to die. He can't go anywhere and is too weak to even masterbate. (that sand causes rub burns anyway) "Bin" just wants his old life back and his beloved camel too. He feels bad (cause I got caught- er- I mean HE got caught) and wishes the "S.U.A." would just drop packets of kool-aid and Playstation games on his tent- NO BOMBS!
PSD- can you help me?!?!
I mean "bin" ?
Post Date: 10/11/2001 8:32:15 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: LegMaster
Uh, ime kind ov ambarresst abowt thiss butt eye nied too ax yoo aneeway
sea, PSD, i halv thiss frend hoo iz alwaz vary crytical ov mye speling
i thinc shie iz nise, butt ime knot shur hou too tel herr itt bothrz mee
whaht shood eye doo?
Post Date: 10/11/2001 10:11:19 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
OMG...this topic is the BEST psd...and you're so good at it, babe....I do believe we've peeled away another layer here at getting to the person you really are. Keep it up...we may syndicate you!
Now silk...you KNOW me, gf...do you honestly think I would pull a hoax over on all my "buds"??? huh?
OSMF....haven't seen YOU in awhile. Sorry to hear about your girlfriend. *laughing*
And "bin's friend"....LMAO!!! TOO funny!
And as for YOU LegMaster....I was merely suggesting that "perhaps" you might want to read your material before you actually clicked on the "post" button? Geez...the male ego is such a "fragile" thing.
Post Date: 10/11/2001 10:22:52 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Sorry osama ,,,,,,but bin is FUCKED!!,,,, I always knew he had a taste for camel cum,,,,,,the S.U.A, is gonna blow his ass to hell,,where he can spend all eternity getting fucked in the ass by women with strap-ons and no playstation !!!!
Post Date: 10/11/2001 10:43:40 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear Leg master,,,,Mabey 1 them dickshunareys wood halp,,,,or you could sign up for PSD's new training courses ,,,some of my new courses ,,,Include teaching typing and spelling while stoned,,and one hand typing,,(very popular),,,One thing I've learned is to concentrate on the keyboard & screen ,,NOT YOUR HARD-ON !!!
Post Date: 10/11/2001 11:26:41 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Thanks Leggy,,It feels good to be able to help out my friends,, and to have a little fun with it ,,,and if you need advice on your new love ,,,you can always come to me !!!
Post Date: 10/11/2001 11:38:41 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Suzanne
LOL this topic is a RIOT !!!!
giggling ... PSD has found a new nitch *** man oh man syndicate! syndicate !!!
Post Date: 10/11/2001 1:14:41 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: silky blonde lady
Slogan: live, laugh, love fully...
Leggy, knowing nothing in you suggest pranks of any sort...perish the thought gf...and could this "love" actually be a nice guy? Maybe that's why he seems so familiar to me...oh, my definition of a nice guy?
Nice guy = Highly sexual; fun,diverse; Very intelligent; emotionally evolved.Satisfying, in oh so many ways.
Post Date: 10/11/2001 1:48:58 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
He's even BETTER, silk...he's a "nice guy" with asshole tendencies. See...everyone on here thinks I just go for assholes...but the ULTIMATE....is a mixture of both! Keeps me on my toes....and on my back...and my side...and....well...you get the picture...*wink*
Post Date: 10/11/2001 1:53:27 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
AAhem,,,,you guys are off topic ,,,
Post Date: 10/11/2001 1:59:24 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
sorry babe....
Dearest PSD,
I've often wondered...do you think guys appreciate my mind...or are they just after my body?
Post Date: 10/11/2001 2:13:25 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dearest Leggy,
Hmmmmm ,,,The mind or the body??? that's a tough one,,,I think that depends on whether it's before or after they cum ,,(lol) ,,,, No seriously ,,,,I think most guys are attracted to your Mind first,,then they come to want to explore your Body,,,, and the ones who are lucky enough to get to hear your Voice,,,,,WOW look out!!!,,It's all over!!
Post Date: 10/11/2001 4:46:53 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: ja...blown in ny
Dear PSD,
I have a problem that i hope you'll be able to help me with.
It seems that because i've gotten my dick sucked by some guys,girls accuse me of being gay....WHAT can i do about this?
Post Date: 10/11/2001 6:21:14 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear ja,,,,,, If the shoe fits,,,(lol),,,,,, You have to tell the girls ,,,,I'm NOT gay ,,,I'm bi !!!!,,,,, because buddy ,,once you put your dick in a guys mouth ,,,You're pretty much a bisexual ,,,,I really hate to break this to you ,,but you'll get use to it,,,you can practice telling people,, try this,,,,sit down with your family to have dinner,,, and just stand up and say "hi my name is Ja and I am a bisexual" ,,,but make sure they all have a mouthful of food ,,,so they can spit it all over,,,I think that would be neat !!,,,,
Post Date: 10/11/2001 7:51:19 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
I KNEW it...I KNEW he was bi !!!
Post Date: 10/11/2001 10:47:19 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: OneStonedMotherFuckr
Slogan: "Smoking IS my life"
DUDE!!! Thanks sooo much for your advice. I've been face fucking my girlfriend all day now. I've even invited some of my stuffy artist friends to give it a try. They love it. Course I don't charge them anything for the pleasure, that would be like so illegal. They do sometimes though leave a couple hits of acid, mebbe a Thai stick or two, or even a rock of crystal meth.
My new question wise dude, is this..
I'm planning to have a like bitchin Scary Dudes party on Hallows night, is it ok to serve up the "gifts" my friends have left to them and their friends? and is it ok to use my girlfriend as a party platter with a hit of acid or two stuck to her dick?
Post Date: 10/11/2001 10:58:36 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
OK OneStonedMotherFuckr ,,,,,Me thinks you have had one too many purple microdots,,,, I think you should change your name to "BrainDamagedMotherFuckr",,,
Post Date: 10/11/2001 10:59:11 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Jucy Lucy
Slogan: Double your pleasure
Dear Psd,
I need some advice on phone sex etiquette. Is it okay to allow one of my regular phone sex partners to listen to me and a new guy have phone sex when the new guy doesn't know?
Post Date: 10/11/2001 11:02:01 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Ohhhhh lucy...... most definitely !!!!!!!! you sound like "MY" kind of girl
Post Date: 10/11/2001 11:04:52 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: jason
sorry to be off topic but......WHO'S bi?
Post Date: 10/11/2001 11:08:51 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
jason ,,If you put your dick in a guys mouth ,,YOU ARE!!!!!! I'm sure you can find better places to stick your dick
Post Date: 10/12/2001 12:49:45 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Pilgrim
Slogan: NO MORE MUSING ;(
Dear PSD,
hoping you can help me out here.
came to this forum because people like Leggy and you welcomed and said it was meant to be a nice place without the bickering of other forums ... trusted, opened up and posted...only to find the invite to be of false and hollow words.
no offense meant, but oplease remove or mothball any topic i have initiated?
Thanx.
be well be safe and be yourselves, eh
Post Date: 10/12/2001 1:02:29 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
Please do as he asks, psd....I have neither the patience nor the desire to put up with this. If people can't take humor...they shouldn't be online to begin with...and certainly not in this forum....where we all should be allowed to post as we wish. So let him take his "balls"...and go home.
Post Date: 10/12/2001 1:07:31 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
OK PILGRIM ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE !!!!!
Post Date: 10/12/2001 1:09:48 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: SexyCop (Jeff)
Bye now pil....... C-YA!
Post Date: 10/12/2001 1:10:02 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Pilgrim
Slogan: NO MORE MUSING ;(
never said i wasnt going to post leggy
and humour needs to be in the perception of both parties
...
so enjoy yourself and your conscience, and to echo your words? i too may be nicer that you think, and in reality, not so far apart.
be well and be safe
Post Date: 10/12/2001 2:32:27 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: SexyCop (Jeff)
Those sentences don't make sense, goddamnit. Just using fancy words, but not similating them correctly......... makes one look dumber than never having used them at all.
I think Socrates said that
Post Date: 10/12/2001 5:21:21 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Osama
Hello?
Anybody there?
I need you to help me. My whole country is in giant blackout!
Did I forget to terrorize the electic company this month? Maybe I can get dad to flip the bill.
And what's with these loud booms outside? Is someone trying to tell me something? I sent out for sand pizza and delivery boy not come back! It is beddy not like him. I pay him good. I tip him an AK47 everytime. Something is wrong- I just know it! Rosie my camel has not been her feisty self. She says she has headache!
PSD,
What is a good way to warm up a sexy camel? I have guns, rocks and sand to work with.
Will somebody please turn on light?
Something smell beddy beddy bad... oh- nevermind- that is me.
Post Date: 10/12/2001 7:33:26 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear Osama,,, ,,,,,You might want to try a big bucket of vasoline for that sexy camel,,,just lube her up ,and stick your fat head in there Can't be any darker or smell any worse !!!!!
Post Date: 10/12/2001 8:44:56 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: LegArrific
goshh thanx PSSD!
eye wil trie sum ov yor classez. Wher doo eye sine upp?
Butt yoo half too admitt, itz soe harrd too tipe wyth thys bigg thinge inn thuh wey.
az four thuh bodee/minde thinge, Leggee, lett mye fingerz doo thuh tawking, k? LOLL
Post Date: 10/12/2001 8:49:40 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: LegSalivator
uh.....pillie seems tense about something, huh....
remember, "if you can't take the heat, get out of the living room".....or is it "you can't have your kitchen and eat it too"
damn...maybe "a pilgrim in your bush is worth two in your pocket"....SHIT forget it. I was never very good at those.
Now THERE's a thought...Pilgrim in your bush...ughhhh
Post Date: 10/12/2001 8:53:54 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leg.......just Leg
OH, PSD...
I forgot to tell you how much I Love You
Post Date: 10/12/2001 11:51:08 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
*slapping* "leg guy"....I thought you loved ME!!!! *pouting*
Post Date: 10/12/2001 12:07:51 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: jason
i knew it....
Post Date: 10/12/2001 12:27:37 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
*german accent* YOU KNOW NOTHING...NOTHING !!!!!
Post Date: 10/12/2001 3:36:47 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
I wanna hear what jason thinks he knows,,, but put it on another topic,,, you can post under Basic Bullshit ,,,,,,which is what this is and Leggy you make a good sgt. shultz
Post Date: 10/13/2001 2:23:29 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
Dear PSD,
I just got in a little while ago...and I have a nice buzz going on...and there is no one on my msn to talk to (buncha duds)...and I'm not sleepy. What would you suggest I do?
Signed,
LonelyLeggy
Post Date: 10/13/2001 6:58:16 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Come over to my place baby !!!!
Post Date: 10/13/2001 10:19:29 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: jason
just getting back to the german accent...did you take lessons from Adoph Hiter?
Post Date: 10/14/2001 12:12:11 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
No worries...a good samaritan came to my rescue on msn right after I typed the above last night...I do tend to "run on" when I have a buzz...thanks for the chat, cutie...
And psd...thanks for the offer, babe...but I was in no condition for the 3-hour drive.
Jason...I TOLD you my "l" was stuck on the keyboard that day....let it GO, doofus!!!
Post Date: 10/14/2001 2:01:03 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
Dearest PSD,
Men suck...could you comment?
Post Date: 10/14/2001 2:05:46 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear leggy,,,
yes most men do suck sweetie,,, most of them just don't know how to deal with women , but there are one or two out there that are pretty cool ,, if you need to talk ,,, you know I'll be here for you *kiss*
Post Date: 10/14/2001 11:10:35 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: jason
dear psd,
i have this friend and all she talks about is how great a blowjob she'd give me.
But the problem is....everyone knows she's a cock tease.....what do i do?
Post Date: 10/14/2001 11:19:36 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear Jason,,,,, bet her a $100.00 that you can give a better one ,,,unfortunatly you two will have to get a judge ,,that you can both blow ,,,,so that kind of defeats the purpose,,,, you could send her my way and I'll tell you if she gives a good blowjob
Post Date: 10/14/2001 11:35:53 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: jason
guess you're still pissed that i won't look at your cock pic?
Post Date: 10/14/2001 11:38:30 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
I never ever get pissed life is too short ,,,,
Post Date: 10/15/2001 3:00:57 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: New Girl
Dear PSD,
I am new on chat. I found my way to the
Pics Room. I received many little red printed messages. One kept saying "Do you want to have some cyber fun?"
I thought looking at the pics was cyber fun? Is there somthing else I am missing?
Curious,
New Girl on the Block
Post Date: 10/15/2001 4:06:32 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
WOW I CAN HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE !!!! COME WITH ME NEW GIRL,,,, I'LL TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING,,,, AND SHOW YOU THE ROPES
Post Date: 10/15/2001 7:41:47 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: New Girl
Dear PSD,
Thank you PSD for being my mentor. I promise to quickly learn everything you need to teach me.
New Girl on the Block
Post Date: 10/15/2001 7:56:32 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
PSD....*suspicious look* Is that you doing that?
Post Date: 10/15/2001 8:03:45 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
IT'S NOT ME ,,,, BUT I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE THIS NEW GIRL ,,,
Post Date: 10/16/2001 1:25:33 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Osama
Home Page: Hurts like a mudder-fucka!
Dear PSD,
I am in great pain now. I try what you say and I have enormous rash. Rosie kick me in jimmy and left me crying on the ground.
It is still dark here and beddy many of my people leave and not come back. Even Karim-Yosif-Muhammed-Bali-Sedani-Abullah-Hanika-Nordaci-Jabbar-Randu Akbar (my bestest friend- I call him "Joe" ) tried to leave me today. I make him stay for coffee and donuts. We have only plain donuts and he complained that he wanted powder sugared ones. He shot up my tent with his AK and till he say he found my "secret stash" of powdered sugar in my chem lab.
I no have powdered sugar- I have sand and rocks.
He was eating his donuts and praising Allah, but now he is beddy sick.
PSD, what should I do to make Karim-Yosif-Muhammed-Bali-Sedani-Abullah-Hanika-Nordaci-Jabbar-Randu feel better?
Post Date: 10/16/2001 8:55:36 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: LegAttack II
Oh, Leggy, regarding whom I love.....
*said in a Barry White voice*
Leggy....baby....look at me baby.....I've never stopped loving you, girl......you mean the world to me....I said LOOK at me.....you make me smile......you make me laugh....you make my heart sing.....you make everything.....groooovy......you wild thing....
Post Date: 10/16/2001 8:57:25 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leg Atack II again
to Jason,
*said in an "Ellen" voice*
Jason....I told you I loved you when I married you and if I change my mind, I'll let you know
Post Date: 10/16/2001 8:58:15 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: LegAttack II AGAIN
let's add a "t" to Atack so Leggy won't go off on me
Post Date: 10/16/2001 9:41:01 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
LMAO @ "I call him Joe" !!!
*smiling* cause LegGuy thinks I'm "grooooovy"....baby...if you only KNEW!!!
Oh and...there's this little thing JUST to the right of your post called EDIT...duhhhhhhh.....
Post Date: 10/16/2001 10:59:39 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: jason
and since when does using an "Ellen" voice suppose to turn me on?
i'm not a dyke...after all these years you'd think you'd know me better.
Post Date: 10/16/2001 12:07:33 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Lmao,,,, You better hide that "secret stash" a little better than that,,,Not much you can do Osama,,,,,you can try sucking his cock,,,,I'm sure you're good at that,,,,but that's only a temporary solution,,,,, but I will tell you,,,you don't have to worry ,,,,after we blow you and the Tailban out of that country ,,I'm coming over and build a "Krispy Kream" donut shop and a "Starbucks "out of that cave you live in !!!!! ,,,,,B.T.W you can get rid of that rash by getting undressed ,bending over ,,,sticking a U.S. Flag up your ass and clucking like a duck,,,, (well it might not make the rash go away ,,but we'll get a kick out of it)
Post Date: 10/17/2001 12:26:11 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: OneStonedMotherFuckr
Slogan: "Smoking IS my life"
DUDE....HELP ME!!!!
My girlfriend helped herself to some of my stash. I had some great Columbian blow put away for special occasions, y'know...showing off for the new girlfriend, buying sex from the ex, out of Spanish Fly, that sort of thing.
When I came home today she was in the rack with the weightlifter from downstairs. She was putting some of MY coke on HIS dick and then deep throating him. I got such wood from watching the two of them, I didn't even charge them for the coke.
Was I wrong to give the coke away?
Should I have just joined in?
Should I have called my mother in tears?
Post Date: 10/17/2001 12:39:42 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Redhead_34DD
Oh PSD, please oh please help me.
It's sooo terrible, I don't even know where to begin.
I have been on several dates lately, with different men, and they all keep asking me questions.
Things like:
If the interest rate were lowered by another quarter point, will it effect 1st quarter earnings in 2002?
A trip to the Antares Nebula will take how long at Warp6?
How do I make a poltice out of Darjeeling tea and chewing gum?
Is a Holley double pumper the way to go on a Dodge 442?
**sob**sniff**
Men just want me for my mind.
Don't they know that I'm a great lay?
That I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose?
That I have a body that I work hours in the gym to show off?
If I were in a relationship, and my boyfriend asked me to, I would take on him and his football buddies during the halftime of the big Sunday game.
OH PSD, tell me ..where have I gone wrong? What do I do next? Where do I go from here?
Post Date: 10/17/2001 6:46:28 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear one stoned,,,,
I knew you were brain damaged,,,of course you should have joined in !!!!! wow It's been years since some broad sucked coke off my willy johnson,,,,,and hell yeah I would charge them !!!!
Post Date: 10/17/2001 7:29:34 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear 44DD,,,,,
I think you're taking the wrong approach next time you're on a date and the guy starts asking "dumb" questions,,,,just whip those bad boys out ,,,,if he doesn't take the hint,,,,he's a dickless fool,,, and doesn't deserve to be out with a BIG TITTED WOMAN ,,,,,BTW The double pumper is deffinitly the way to go !!!!
Post Date: 10/17/2001 11:37:09 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Redhead_34DD
Course I KNEW the 442 was an Olds...but hey, I let em think they knew everything..LOL
Thanks PSD...you're the best.
Post Date: 10/18/2001 2:03:43 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: New Girl
Dear PSD,
I looked for you on freelove tonight.
I was hoping you could start teaching me "cyber fun". Thank you for your help PSD. You seem nice.
New Girl on the Block
Post Date: 10/18/2001 4:17:46 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Osama
Home Page: rather have a camel hump
Arggggh-waaa-ackkkk!
Allah help me!
Joe is dead! He say that he never heard of powder sugar company Ant Hrax or sumteeng. He cough and hit the sand and die.
Still no lights... all is dark.
The booming outside will not let me sleep. All my friends gone. Nothing could make this worse.
*DING DONG*
I must answer door now...
BRB
ALLAH NO! My ex-wife is here! She must have been the one making the booms outside- she must have walked the whole way here.
She is hairier than any camel and smell beddy much worse. She is soooooo disgusting that I only have 17 kids with her.
PSD,
How do I make her go away? If she has her way with me, I will be crushed!
You must help me!
Post Date: 10/18/2001 7:19:19 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear new girl ,,,,
sorry babe I got stoned early in the evening,,,with my best friend and I got sleepy and went to bed early,,,,,,
Post Date: 10/18/2001 7:21:39 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear osama.......
Better to fuck a big ,fat, smelly, hairy women ,then no women @ all
Post Date: 10/18/2001 5:18:49 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
Dearest PSD:
I'm afraid you have started something on this forum with your "advice" column....but I know you're still the "STUFF" baby....they broke the mold when they made you! *kiss*
Today I went to lunch with a client of mine...and the entire time I was talking to him he was looking at my CHEST! When I waved my hands in front of him and said, "Hey...hey....I'm up HERE"....pointing to my eyes...he became a little "sullen". Now...do you think there was anything WRONG with what I did....cause...I think he was just being an ASS....or did I overstep my boundaries and hurt his itty bitty male ego?
Post Date: 10/18/2001 6:26:05 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dearest Leggy,,,,,,
Yeah,,,, I see they all seemed to jump on the bandwagon with giving advice ,,,but there is only "one" PSD and they are just copying me to get sex,,,,,
No I don't think you were wrong, In fact I think you should have gave him a kick to the balls under the table ,,,,,or maybe reach under and give his "sack" a squeeze and see how he liked it,,, I think it is soooo rude ...that guys do that to women ,,,treat them like sex objects,,,,, especially on the job !!!!! ,,,,,No way should he have been looking at your chest !!!,,,,, Unless your headlights were on,,,, Then its ok,,,,,,
Post Date: 10/18/2001 7:59:19 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Jucy Lucy
Slogan: Mr. Goodwrench aint got nuthin on me
I have what is called "running lights"....they're always ON, baby!
Post Date: 10/19/2001 11:15:14 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy
My DEAR psd....
I'm leaving tomorrow to attend a wedding in Massachusettes. In this age of "political correctness" it's difficult to know what to do. If I kiss the groom...the bride may become jealous. If I kiss the bride...people will think I'm strange. If I kiss neither...people may think I'm rude. Perhaps I could just offer to be a 3rd in a threesome on their honeymoon night? What would you suggest?
(hmmm...threesomes...just thought of a new topic)
Post Date: 10/20/2001 12:38:02 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Pilgrim
Slogan: Forever Eh - Musing
Dear PSD,
just saw the movie Bandits. and in it bruce willis's character says something like ...
what is Love? Love is a scret in your heart that only you know the meaning of?
what do you make of this?
regards,
Pil
Post Date: 10/20/2001 1:59:34 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Osama
Home Page: Sit. Sat. Oh shit!
aaaack---ohhhhh-owwwww
I am in great pain. Ex-wife trick me. She say there is sand leak in my roof. I tell her no leak. She say I have to lay down on floor to see it. I tell her that I will and when I see no leak- she has to leave. She trick me! She waddle over and sit on my face for six straight hours! She kept yelling: "Go camel boy go!" At least I tink she did- I can not hear so good. I know that the booming outside stopped for six hours- I tink.
Now my face is flat like my Cat Stevens album!
PSD,
How can I fix a flat face?
I still have only my chem lab, sand and rocks.
Post Date: 10/20/2001 9:00:44 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
My dear Leggy
I think the threesome idea is just perfect ,,,but if not ,,a peck on each of their cheeks is correct,,,,(their ass cheeks)
Post Date: 10/20/2001 9:14:52 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear Pil,,,,,, LOVE SUCKS!!!!!!!!
Post Date: 10/21/2001 11:35:20 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear Osama,,,I'll send you a can of "fix a flat face"
Post Date: 10/23/2001 11:32:41 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: OneStonedMotherFuckr
Slogan: "Smoking IS my life"
Dude...
Now I really went and done it.
The other day, I was riding down the highway, tokin on a fattie, when some fat MF cop pulled me over. He told me he pulled me over cuz I was all over the highway. I told him that I was conducting some "top secret, independent, steering reliability and accuracy tests" with my vehicle. Somehow he didn't seem impressed with my "certificate of driving" from the "Racecar Jones School of Stoned Driving". He even asked if I had been smoking while driving. I was impressed because he didn't look the type, but I offered him some anyway. Then he looked in my van and found my stash. The selfish fucker took it and kept the whole thing for himself.
He then told me that I had just won a free ride in a real Police car and also won a free pair of shiny handcuffs.
Dude, how am I gonna get my stash back? That was some great shit.
How do I collect my free handcuffs? they were bitchin to look at, but a little small on my wrists...do you think I can get them in a larger size?
Dude, they even took my license away. How the fuck am I gonna get to the next DEAD concert if I can't drive?
Post Date: 10/23/2001 11:49:50 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Redhead_34DD
Slogan: "Dazed and confused"
Dear PSD,
I need your help again.
Saturday I was out buying some new nipple clips. I wanted them for the party Saturday night. As I was looking at the different kinds, a man standing next to me put his hand right inside my shirt and quickly attached a set of the newest nipples clips to my nips. The electric shock that went through my body damn near made me come right there in the store.
When I got to the party Saturday night, who did I see, but the man from the store. It turns out that he was a local radio personality on a very political talk show.
He didn't pay me the slightest bit of attention, even when I introduced myself to him.
PSD, how do I thank this man for introducing me to my newest sex toy?
Would it have been rude to remind him of our encounter in the store earlier in the day?
Should I have offered to let him try my new toy on his obviously small marbles?
Post Date: 10/24/2001 9:24:33 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
Dear Stoned,,,,,
You can kiss your stash goodbye,,,,, the handcuffs dont come in a larger size but your asshole might if they keep you in there long enough,,you cant keep the handcuffs anyway ,,,,,they think you might have a "good" time with them,,,, and the "Dead" sucks without Jerry anyway
Post Date: 11/11/2001 9:57:13 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE
What? no one needs advice from PSD ,,,Remember I'm here if anyone needs me,,,,,,
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