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Date Posted: 08:24:58 01/26/02 Sat
Author: DYNAMITE
Subject: Samtron, Tuesday Night. . . .

Dynamite is shown sitting at his desk in his office throwing a
football up in the air and catching. . .over and over again. . .until he suddenly sees the
camera and begins his talk!

Dynamite: Lately around here has been nothing but talk. . . .nothing but
people blabbing on about this and that. .. talking about absolutly nothing! Take Samatron
for example. . . .he doesn't have a damn clue what the f*ck he'Z talking about! He walks
into here. . .and thinks he runs the place. . .like itZ his show. . . .uh uh Samatron. . .this is
Dynamite'Z Show! This is The Fans Show! This Is. . . . . .Their Show! So. . . .i have sat
here . .reading what Samatron is talking about. . . .trying to make sense of everything that
he is saying.. . . .and i just can't do it! I think in his last Roleplay he said that he was going
to kick the shit out of me on Tuesday night. . . .is that after you were gonna go and hump
a cow from behind? ThatZ What i thought i heard u say!

Dynamite quickly lookZ up at the Monitor and sees Lady Death standing there. . .with a mic in her hand!

Dynamite: Hello Lady Death. . . y may i ask are you interupting my great promo?

Lady Death: You see Dynamite. . . .the bitch is in the house! Lita obviously you don't realize that come Tuesday Night i am going to pin you 1. . .2. . . 3 and take back what is rightfully mine! The UEW Womens Title! As for you Dynamite. . . .i have a lot of respect for you. . .because this Tuesday Night. . . .i know we can work as a team and give Lita and Samaortan(nickname) The Biggest A$$ Kicking Of A Life Time. . . .Because if none of you haven't noticed in this fed. . .i am obviously the best womens wrestler here. . . .and Dynamite is definetly the Best Male Wrestler in here! So the bottom line is this. . .come tuesday night. . . .everyone here is in for a huge. . .HUGE suprise. . . . you'll see Lita and Samatron. . . You'll See!

BANG! BANG! BANG! 3 Black smoke bombs go up in smoke as Lady Death disapears from the Titantron. . .and the titantron Then SayZ Dyna-Dome!

Dynamite: She's Right Samatron and Lita. . .you are in for a big suprise. . . i can't wait to see the look on your faces. . .shere terror of what Lita and Dynamite may bring you. . . the force of evil is upon you 2. . .but the force of Evil is now on your side! If you wish to drop out from this match and go home and cry to momma! I'll be in my office!. . . . . . . . . .But my Promo is not done yet so allow me to continue!


Dynamite: There has been talk around this Arena that i am going to beat the hell out of Samatron. . . then i'm going to win the tag match along with me Black Death! But the fact of the matter is it isn't going to be that easy. . .it is going to be extremely. . . EXTREMELY EASY BECAUSE DYNAMITE IS THE MAN AND HE CAN because he can! No one can stop me! I'm the evil force that the devil himself sent down to beat the living shit out of everyone down here. . . .and on tuesday Night. . . the destruction will begin. . .the beating of Samatron will begin. . .the era of the Euro champ will begin. . .because when all of this happens Samortan. . . . .You Will Realize. . . .It Has Begun!

Dynamite does an evil laugh as the camera slowly fades away and out of his office!

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