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Date Posted: 17:03:21 01/26/02 Sat
Author: Samatron
Subject: Re: Samtron, Tuesday Night. . . .
In reply to: DYNAMITE 's message, "Samtron, Tuesday Night. . . ." on 08:24:58 01/26/02 Sat

The camera shows Samatron out in the parking lot witha huge grin on his face holding a golf club.

Samatron: Hello fans!!!

Fans back in the arena: Hello Samatron!!!!

Samatron: Today, for all of my fans out there, Ive decideded to stir things up here in the UEW, since there aint much going on around here, ever since Dynamite has owned this shithole with only four active wrestlers really here and frankly, Id like to give all these gracious fans a little more something to cheer about.

Fans go wild back in the arena!!!!

Samatron: And I know how much u love that pussy sport golf and how u luv to put ur balls in that little tiny hole on those lovely greens. Haha. Dont get excited there. HAha. Frankly, Samatron thinks to himself hmm, Why does Dynamite like to put his balls in tight holes!! Huh? Dynamite, can u answer that one?? Well, lets let the fans answer that one? Shall we? What do ya say fans, Why does Dynamite like to stick his tiny strudel in the tiny holes?

Fans: Cuz hes gay

Samatron: HAHA. Thats right, and come this Tuesday night, im gonna make ur balls even smaller as I crush your nuts all over the ring, cuz thats the bottom line, cuz Samatron said so.

Samatron proceeds to BEATING THE HELL!!!! out of Dynamite's pussy electric car with his golf club!!

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