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Date Posted: 11:01:52 02/21/02 Thu
Author: El Porko, Scourge of the South
Subject: The word "shmimin" is not sexist...
In reply to: Wayne Zalinski 's message, "The Daily Dumbass" on 10:14:00 02/21/02 Thu

Future ex-wives: You mean "real" future ex-wives, right? Not the kind of ex-wife you think "ah hoo ah ai yi yi" and you go to Vegas and then you think "What the hell was that all about?"

Nicholas, sometimes you just can't "not give a fuck" because the chick just ruins it by being so spot on. The gal I ended up shooting pool with Tuesday turns me into some kind of Mary Kay product. I have gotten used to getting whatever I want, whenever I want, and this chick ruins it for me. I simply cannot articulate anything around her.

I know the feeling, but fortunately for you there's no known cure (alcohol will tend to just make you maudlin around a gal like that) so hopefully you can avoid the trappings of marriage alltogether. Don't be like me. Be like Moses. Run into the desert. If you're lucky, you'll meet some serviceable chick there.

Chances are the reason you go into a shell is because unconsiously you're making this chick out to be pedastal material, and no woman is, ultimately. She'll never really live up to your expectations, so it's better off just not coming to anything close to fruition.

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[> [> AHA! -- jj, 11:49:54 02/21/02 Thu

I take issue with that statement, Mr Wilbanks- They ARE out there. A bitch to find, but they're out there. My wife has absolutely shattered any expectations I may have had for the better. I can honestly say that.

They're hard to find, but they do exist. And for Nick, until you find the right one do everything possible to end up with stories capable of being printed in Penthouse forum. You'll be glad you did when you ultimately have to simmer down.

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[> [> [> I ain't saying a word Manny.....but I want to!!! -- Kosty, 11:56:46 02/21/02 Thu

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[> [> [> [> dick. -- jj "and that's lowercase- if you had said it, it would have been uppercase", 12:21:37 02/21/02 Thu

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[> [> [> [> [> I think what's really funny about this is that if certain truths were known to the public, jj would get a lot less shit about stuff and somebody else (I ain't sayin' who) would get ALL the shit. -- Doc, she told me she was 18, honest, 07:13:50 02/22/02 Fri

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[> [> [> [> [> [> HA! I know what that means..... -- Guy who knows what that means!, 21:27:38 02/22/02 Fri

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