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Date Posted: 12/11/04 11:49am
In reply to:
MEXICAN ED
's message, "Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man" on 12/10/04 5:53pm
just want to keep the longest, most pointless forum conversation going. who have we not insulted yet?
>FUCK THAT! IT IS OUTRAGEOUS!! I FUCKING WORK WITH
>RETARDS AND SOME NUBBS! FUCK, IF THERE IS ONE THING
>THE "SPECIAL" NATION DOESN'T TOLERATE IT IS
>INTOLERANCE. BUT THEY DO LOVE TO ATTEMPT TO DANCE! IT
>IS SO GREAT WHEN THEY ATTEMPT TP DANCE! HA, HA, HA. I
>THINK I'M ABOUT TO QUIT MY JOB.
>>What the fuck!! We all hate the handicapped, have done
>>for years, get with it loser.
>>
>>>you could have just said that in the start instead of
>>>all the attitude but its cool because now we know
>that
>>>mark hates the handicapped- which is an outrage!
>>>
>>>
>>>>Its my brother-in-law, you know, just in case that
>>>>wasn't got by anyone a few posts ago, he's an actor
>>>>'n' shit, he's going to be in Casualty, which is the
>>>>England version of ER but a bit less flashy, well, a
>>>>lot less flashy really. And he was also in the Pizza
>>>>Hut advert
>>>>
>>>>>yes
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Look, I'm not saying that I'm the authority on
>>>>comedy.
>>>>>> But I am saying that I am the authority on
>>comedy.
>>>>>>That being said, your joke was funny. Also, not
>>>>>>enough comedians explain their jokes anymore.
>It's
>>>>so
>>>>>>hard to really get a joke these days. Are you
>with
>>>>me
>>>>>>fellas?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I am never doing stand up again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Although I thought of a good joke. I was talking
>>>to
>>>>>>>someone about how infrequently I get laid, and I
>>>>said
>>>>>>>something like "when I finally do pull my 'lucky'
>>>>>>>condom out of my wallet and open it, I'll notice
>>it
>>>>>>>says 'proudly manufactured in the 13 colonies'".
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>See, because like it's been a long time since
>>there
>>>>>>>were 13 colonies, and so like that means it's
>been
>>>a
>>>>>>>long time since I got laid. So, yeah, hahahah.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I don't think anyone but Sean would even attempt
>>to
>>>>>>>like that joke.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>speaking of hating the retarded, what's up with
>>>the
>>>>>>>>next stand up act?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>No, thanks for the ADVERT. The ADVERT is
>>great.
>>>>I
>>>>>>>>>love that ad-VERT-is-mint.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I just don't like the fighting. Especially
>>>around
>>>>>>>>>Christmas. I try not to say insensitive things
>>>>>>>around
>>>>>>>>>this time of year.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Except that I hate handicapped people and the
>>>>>>>>retarded.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Hey you started it with all your moaning and
>>>>>>>>whingeing
>>>>>>>>>>"I want to see the Forgetful Man advert, why
>>>>can't
>>>>>>I
>>>>>>>>>>see the Forgetful Man advert, Eleanor, I'll do
>>>>>>>>>>anything if you get me the Forgetful Man
>>advert,
>>>>>>can
>>>>>>>>>>you get me the Forgetful Man advert" and on
>and
>>>>on
>>>>>>>>and
>>>>>>>>>>on .....
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Fuck. Fuck this is getting DANGEROUS.
>>>EVERYONE
>>>>>>>>JUST
>>>>>>>>>>>STEP OFF.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Just mind your own business
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>The part where he said, "Eleanor's sisters
>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>the best sisters husband in the world."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>what don't you understand fuckwit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Huh? I tried so hard to get that but
>huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eleanor's sisters husband is the best
>>>>>sisters
>>>>>>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in the world.
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