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Younger Guderian and the Ohio Players
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Date Posted: 12/11/04 12:52pm
In reply to:
Heinz Guderian and the Blue Notes
's message, "Re: For Mark - Forgetful Man" on 12/11/04 11:49am
>just want to keep the longest, most pointless forum
>conversation going. who have we not insulted yet?
>
>>FUCK THAT! IT IS OUTRAGEOUS!! I FUCKING WORK WITH
>>RETARDS AND SOME NUBBS! FUCK, IF THERE IS ONE THING
>>THE "SPECIAL" NATION DOESN'T TOLERATE IT IS
>>INTOLERANCE. BUT THEY DO LOVE TO ATTEMPT TO DANCE! IT
>>IS SO GREAT WHEN THEY ATTEMPT TP DANCE! HA, HA, HA. I
>>THINK I'M ABOUT TO QUIT MY JOB.
>>>What the fuck!! We all hate the handicapped, have
>done
>>>for years, get with it loser.
>>>
>>>>you could have just said that in the start instead
>of
>>>>all the attitude but its cool because now we know
>>that
>>>>mark hates the handicapped- which is an outrage!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Its my brother-in-law, you know, just in case that
>>>>>wasn't got by anyone a few posts ago, he's an actor
>>>>>'n' shit, he's going to be in Casualty, which is
>the
>>>>>England version of ER but a bit less flashy, well,
>a
>>>>>lot less flashy really. And he was also in the
>Pizza
>>>>>Hut advert
>>>>>
>>>>>>yes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Look, I'm not saying that I'm the authority on
>>>>>comedy.
>>>>>>> But I am saying that I am the authority on
>>>comedy.
>>>>>>>That being said, your joke was funny. Also, not
>>>>>>>enough comedians explain their jokes anymore.
>>It's
>>>>>so
>>>>>>>hard to really get a joke these days. Are you
>>with
>>>>>me
>>>>>>>fellas?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I am never doing stand up again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Although I thought of a good joke. I was
>talking
>>>>to
>>>>>>>>someone about how infrequently I get laid, and I
>>>>>said
>>>>>>>>something like "when I finally do pull my
>'lucky'
>>>>>>>>condom out of my wallet and open it, I'll notice
>>>it
>>>>>>>>says 'proudly manufactured in the 13 colonies'".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>See, because like it's been a long time since
>>>there
>>>>>>>>were 13 colonies, and so like that means it's
>>been
>>>>a
>>>>>>>>long time since I got laid. So, yeah, hahahah.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I don't think anyone but Sean would even attempt
>>>to
>>>>>>>>like that joke.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>speaking of hating the retarded, what's up with
>>>>the
>>>>>>>>>next stand up act?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>No, thanks for the ADVERT. The ADVERT is
>>>great.
>>>>>I
>>>>>>>>>>love that ad-VERT-is-mint.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I just don't like the fighting. Especially
>>>>around
>>>>>>>>>>Christmas. I try not to say insensitive
>things
>>>>>>>>around
>>>>>>>>>>this time of year.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Except that I hate handicapped people and the
>>>>>>>>>retarded.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Hey you started it with all your moaning and
>>>>>>>>>whingeing
>>>>>>>>>>>"I want to see the Forgetful Man advert, why
>>>>>can't
>>>>>>>I
>>>>>>>>>>>see the Forgetful Man advert, Eleanor, I'll
>do
>>>>>>>>>>>anything if you get me the Forgetful Man
>>>advert,
>>>>>>>can
>>>>>>>>>>>you get me the Forgetful Man advert" and on
>>and
>>>>>on
>>>>>>>>>and
>>>>>>>>>>>on .....
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Fuck. Fuck this is getting DANGEROUS.
>>>>EVERYONE
>>>>>>>>>JUST
>>>>>>>>>>>>STEP OFF.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Just mind your own business
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The part where he said, "Eleanor's sisters
>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the best sisters husband in the world."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>what don't you understand fuckwit?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Huh? I tried so hard to get that but
>>huh?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eleanor's sisters husband is the best
>>>>>>sisters
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>husband
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in the world.
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