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Heinz Guderian and the Blue Nuts
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Date Posted: 12/15/04 7:24pm
In reply to:
Comedy Mark
's message, "Re: its true" on 12/15/04 2:43pm
I am fucking speechless. what dank, crank addled crack of the central valley's ass does this majority of voters live in? what, was this some kind of christmas present to keyes? "here you go, festus, y'all get vote on the new baseball thingamajigger's name. have everyone in.......um.......town(?) vote for the body part that they like best; and remember, the descending colon is NOT the roller coaster that they're building in the back of the gallo art center. and don't fuck this up like you guys did on the whole reproduction/gene pool thing." and they picked the NUTS. just fucking speechless.
>I see. I like how the logo is two nuts.
>
>> www.modestonuts.com
>> whatashittyasstown
>> withstupidpeople
>>
>>>My God. I just did extensive research to confirm
>your
>>>story, and goddammit you're right. The Modesto Nuts.
>>>
>>>The Modesto Nuts.
>>>
>>>Nope, it doesn't grow on you.
>>>
>>>The Modesto Nuts
>>>
>>>Doesn't get better with time.
>>>
>>>If you go to the modesto bee online poll, it looks
>>>like 52% of the voters didn't want any of "finalist"
>>>names. Nuts wins with 18% of the popular vote.
>>>
>>>Fucking awesome!
>>>
>>>>For those that don't know, Modesto has a single A
>>>>minor league baseball team. Formerly known as the
>>>>Modesto Athletics. Oakland pulled their minor league
>>>>team out of Modesto for a number of reasons (mainly
>>>>because it's a penny-pinching shithole), but we are
>>>>going to have another minor league team. What better
>>>>way to name a new team than to have the general
>>>>population decide through a contest. There were 5
>>>>finalists (funny, I never got a ballot). And the
>>>>winner is........................The Modesto Nuts.
>>>> I just changed my major to journalism so that
>I
>>>>can go work for the Modesto Bee sports section. I
>can
>>>>already read the headlines:
>>>>
>>>>"Stockton Ports crush Modesto Nuts"
>>>>
>>>>"Nuts hanging by a string in playoff hunt"
>>>>
>>>>"Nuts show guts: pull out victorious"
>>>>
>>>>"Nuts hanging in there after defeat"
>>>>
>>>>"Modesto Nuts hope to make big splash in playoffs"
>>>>
>>>>"Sacramento Rivercats clip Nuts in upset"
>>>>
>>>>"Nuts on a roll with help from big stick"
>>>>
>>>>"Modesto Nuts top latest poll"
>>>>
>>>>"Nuts come home bruised and battered from roadtrip"
>>>>
>>>>"Modesto Nuts hit Stockton Ports Hard"
>>>>
>>>>"Nuts stink: lose twentieth straight game"
>>>>
>>>>"Nuts swollen with pride after playoff victory"
>>>>
>>>>I just hope they have a team slogan contest as well
>>so
>>>>I can submit my entry:
>>>>
>>>>"Modesto Nuts: just inches away from being assholes"
>>>>
>>>>So what could be worse than the Modesto Nuts? It
>>isn't
>>>>worse as much as it is equally horrible. But one of
>>>>the other five finalists was, I shit you not, The
>>>>Modesto Slayers. At least we could have had multiple
>>>>mascots. Big furry models of Condit and Peterson
>>>>running around John Thurman Field pumping up the
>>>>crowd. Modestans are fucking brilliant.
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