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Erwin Rommel and the Ohio Players
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Date Posted: 12/15/04 7:41pm
In reply to:
Heinz Guderian and the Blue Nuts
's message, "Re: its true" on 12/15/04 7:24pm
That's right! Come on down and hang with Modesto's Nuts! Kids get in free and get free autographs from a handfull of Nuts.
>I am fucking speechless. what dank, crank addled crack
>of the central valley's ass does this majority of
>voters live in? what, was this some kind of christmas
>present to keyes? "here you go, festus, y'all get vote
>on the new baseball thingamajigger's name. have
>everyone in.......um.......town(?) vote for the body
>part that they like best; and remember, the descending
>colon is NOT the roller coaster that they're building
>in the back of the gallo art center. and don't fuck
>this up like you guys did on the whole
>reproduction/gene pool thing." and they picked the
>NUTS. just fucking speechless.
>
>>I see. I like how the logo is two nuts.
>>
>>> www.modestonuts.com
>>> whatashittyasstown
>>> withstupidpeople
>>>
>>>>My God. I just did extensive research to confirm
>>your
>>>>story, and goddammit you're right. The Modesto
>Nuts.
>>>>
>>>>The Modesto Nuts.
>>>>
>>>>Nope, it doesn't grow on you.
>>>>
>>>>The Modesto Nuts
>>>>
>>>>Doesn't get better with time.
>>>>
>>>>If you go to the modesto bee online poll, it looks
>>>>like 52% of the voters didn't want any of "finalist"
>>>>names. Nuts wins with 18% of the popular vote.
>>>>
>>>>Fucking awesome!
>>>>
>>>>>For those that don't know, Modesto has a single A
>>>>>minor league baseball team. Formerly known as the
>>>>>Modesto Athletics. Oakland pulled their minor
>league
>>>>>team out of Modesto for a number of reasons (mainly
>>>>>because it's a penny-pinching shithole), but we are
>>>>>going to have another minor league team. What
>better
>>>>>way to name a new team than to have the general
>>>>>population decide through a contest. There were 5
>>>>>finalists (funny, I never got a ballot). And the
>>>>>winner is........................The Modesto Nuts.
>>>>> I just changed my major to journalism so that
>>I
>>>>>can go work for the Modesto Bee sports section. I
>>can
>>>>>already read the headlines:
>>>>>
>>>>>"Stockton Ports crush Modesto Nuts"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Nuts hanging by a string in playoff hunt"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Nuts show guts: pull out victorious"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Nuts hanging in there after defeat"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Modesto Nuts hope to make big splash in playoffs"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Sacramento Rivercats clip Nuts in upset"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Nuts on a roll with help from big stick"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Modesto Nuts top latest poll"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Nuts come home bruised and battered from roadtrip"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Modesto Nuts hit Stockton Ports Hard"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Nuts stink: lose twentieth straight game"
>>>>>
>>>>>"Nuts swollen with pride after playoff victory"
>>>>>
>>>>>I just hope they have a team slogan contest as well
>>>so
>>>>>I can submit my entry:
>>>>>
>>>>>"Modesto Nuts: just inches away from being
>assholes"
>>>>>
>>>>>So what could be worse than the Modesto Nuts? It
>>>isn't
>>>>>worse as much as it is equally horrible. But one of
>>>>>the other five finalists was, I shit you not, The
>>>>>Modesto Slayers. At least we could have had
>multiple
>>>>>mascots. Big furry models of Condit and Peterson
>>>>>running around John Thurman Field pumping up the
>>>>>crowd. Modestans are fucking brilliant.
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