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Subject: Re: Modesto does it again.........

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Modesto Nuts

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Date Posted: 12/15/04 8:28pm
In reply to: Erwin Rommel and the Ohio Players 's message, "Modesto does it again........." on 12/14/04 5:46pm

"Modesto Nuts Play Hard, Get Happy Ending"

>For those that don't know, Modesto has a single A
>minor league baseball team. Formerly known as the
>Modesto Athletics. Oakland pulled their minor league
>team out of Modesto for a number of reasons (mainly
>because it's a penny-pinching shithole), but we are
>going to have another minor league team. What better
>way to name a new team than to have the general
>population decide through a contest. There were 5
>finalists (funny, I never got a ballot). And the
>winner is........................The Modesto Nuts.
> I just changed my major to journalism so that I
>can go work for the Modesto Bee sports section. I can
>already read the headlines:
>
>"Stockton Ports crush Modesto Nuts"
>
>"Nuts hanging by a string in playoff hunt"
>
>"Nuts show guts: pull out victorious"
>
>"Nuts hanging in there after defeat"
>
>"Modesto Nuts hope to make big splash in playoffs"
>
>"Sacramento Rivercats clip Nuts in upset"
>
>"Nuts on a roll with help from big stick"
>
>"Modesto Nuts top latest poll"
>
>"Nuts come home bruised and battered from roadtrip"
>
>"Modesto Nuts hit Stockton Ports Hard"
>
>"Nuts stink: lose twentieth straight game"
>
>"Nuts swollen with pride after playoff victory"
>
>I just hope they have a team slogan contest as well so
>I can submit my entry:
>
>"Modesto Nuts: just inches away from being assholes"
>
>So what could be worse than the Modesto Nuts? It isn't
>worse as much as it is equally horrible. But one of
>the other five finalists was, I shit you not, The
>Modesto Slayers. At least we could have had multiple
>mascots. Big furry models of Condit and Peterson
>running around John Thurman Field pumping up the
>crowd. Modestans are fucking brilliant.

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Subject	Author	Date
so what I took it too far	partly chewed on regurgitated placenta	12/15/04 8:36pm
Re: so what I took it too far -- Heinz Guderian and the Blue Notes, 12/16/04 4:03am Re: so what I took it too far -- Heinz Guderian and the Blue Notes, 12/16/04 4:19am