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Subject: We reckon........


Author:
Team Cumbum
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Date Posted: 08:32:45 04/11/05 Mon

I was wondering if that ginger Luke Jones was still getting a game in the senior side, coz if that is true you guys are sure to finish up winless. As a footballer he does make for a rerasonable soccer player, and we would wonder if that dream of the five person dream team ever got a start or is it just fainting away.....?

And we also heard that Trev ( cu#t ) was at the head of the sussex swans team, is some one going to bring the ladder to each game for him to stand on during the breaks or some one just steal a soap box from speakers corner and bring it along for the little guy.

any truth in the rumour that Gowie has now been knocked back from the english fire brigade as he wants to fight fires in the nude, and the locals are frightened to grab the wrong hose in an emergency?

It was recently mentioned that Eddie, aka, hotrod, aka hollywood was seen chatting up some birds at the walkabout claiming he was chris tarrant and that he had walked away from the game again... can someone confirm?

Apparently the loch ness monster is not the beast to see in the uk at the moment. Sightings of a large sassquash type creature circumnavigating hyde park in bright orange shorts, has the locals charging 3 quid a view at speakers corner to witness the horror.

latest on the gossip grape vine revolves around a certain hippy who seems to believe that Syd vicious is his father. it is reported that he was seen playing in some snow with a didgiree doo inserted in his nose, and not making any music...

We would really like it if any of the creatures from the wilderness at The Pond could confirm or deny any of the details above.

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[> Subject: Re: We reckon........


Author:
fatness coach!
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Date Posted: 17:11:07 04/15/05 Fri

A hose is hose. People aint fussy when they are on fire!
Hotrod may have been posing as Chris tarrent, however, seems like the girls found out the truth, as he is now sporting a broken arm.
Lukey will need to train before he gets a game in seconds, let alone firsts.

The loch ness monster is scaring all the students down in kingston in his newly purchased cave.

Lastly, trev isn't allowed to stand on a ladder as the reflection of his head would blind everyone if the sun ever came out.

Fatness Coach








>I was wondering if that ginger Luke Jones was still
>getting a game in the senior side, coz if that is
>true you guys are sure to finish up winless. As a
>footballer he does make for a rerasonable soccer
>player, and we would wonder if that dream of the five
>person dream team ever got a start or is it just
>fainting away.....?
>
>And we also heard that Trev ( cu#t ) was at the head
>of the sussex swans team, is some one going to bring
>the ladder to each game for him to stand on during the
>breaks or some one just steal a soap box from speakers
>corner and bring it along for the little guy.
>
>any truth in the rumour that Gowie has now been
>knocked back from the english fire brigade as he wants
>to fight fires in the nude, and the locals are
>frightened to grab the wrong hose in an emergency?
>
>It was recently mentioned that Eddie, aka, hotrod, aka
>hollywood was seen chatting up some birds at the
>walkabout claiming he was chris tarrant and that he
>had walked away from the game again... can someone
>confirm?
>
>Apparently the loch ness monster is not the beast to
>see in the uk at the moment. Sightings of a large
>sassquash type creature circumnavigating hyde park in
>bright orange shorts, has the locals charging 3 quid a
>view at speakers corner to witness the horror.
>
>latest on the gossip grape vine revolves around a
>certain hippy who seems to believe that Syd vicious is
>his father. it is reported that he was seen playing in
>some snow with a didgiree doo inserted in his nose,
>and not making any music...
>
>We would really like it if any of the creatures from
>the wilderness at The Pond could confirm or deny any
>of the details above.

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[> Subject: Re: We reckon........


Author:
bbq boy
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Date Posted: 19:18:41 04/25/05 Mon

As they say at english football grounds about has beens.....your aving laugh...some swans are having a laugh!

Luke jones in the ones's your having a laugh...luke in the ones your having a laugh! Someone needs to throw that heathrow injection away and gte him back on the track!

Yeah the little c..t is coach....the swear box will be full for the end of season trip,

my god what has happened to the wookie???? he was odd's on favorite at the start of season....now he's in Milan trying to look swish!.....and seduce!

Gow's hose gets a good workout! Poor cooz I say as he has to sleep in the same room as him!

Whats happened to balls...where's he gone! Still ranting and raving methinks!

We heard that italian bloke...gino is going on his walkabout again...must have abbo in him. No going aways this year for him, he'll be back after 6 weeks....

Pratty 34...that blokes never going to grow up...not when he still thinks Perth is where the God lives!

Hot Rod is next on the wedding list from all reports...he's off to America again!

The Red Horse can't fit into his shorts, but that was before he ran 21km under 120mins.....must have taken a short cut!

The swans are still the swans.....looks as if nothing has changed......got to make it more than 3 wins this year fellas...and not the bye either!

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[> Subject: Re: We reckon........


Author:
Ginger
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Date Posted: 08:50:28 05/14/05 Sat

Hello Mr Ewart and Mrs King,

Sounds like u boys are busy! A little birdie told me that Mrs King had finally grown some balls is playing midfield rather than sitting in the forward line complaining about her back! What shade of ginga is ur hair now Ewie??


>I was wondering if that ginger Luke Jones was still
>getting a game in the senior side, coz if that is
>true you guys are sure to finish up winless. As a
>footballer he does make for a rerasonable soccer
>player, and we would wonder if that dream of the five
>person dream team ever got a start or is it just
>fainting away.....?
>
>And we also heard that Trev ( cu#t ) was at the head
>of the sussex swans team, is some one going to bring
>the ladder to each game for him to stand on during the
>breaks or some one just steal a soap box from speakers
>corner and bring it along for the little guy.
>
>any truth in the rumour that Gowie has now been
>knocked back from the english fire brigade as he wants
>to fight fires in the nude, and the locals are
>frightened to grab the wrong hose in an emergency?
>
>It was recently mentioned that Eddie, aka, hotrod, aka
>hollywood was seen chatting up some birds at the
>walkabout claiming he was chris tarrant and that he
>had walked away from the game again... can someone
>confirm?
>
>Apparently the loch ness monster is not the beast to
>see in the uk at the moment. Sightings of a large
>sassquash type creature circumnavigating hyde park in
>bright orange shorts, has the locals charging 3 quid a
>view at speakers corner to witness the horror.
>
>latest on the gossip grape vine revolves around a
>certain hippy who seems to believe that Syd vicious is
>his father. it is reported that he was seen playing in
>some snow with a didgiree doo inserted in his nose,
>and not making any music...
>
>We would really like it if any of the creatures from
>the wilderness at The Pond could confirm or deny any
>of the details above.

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