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Subject: Iraq


Author:
The Lieutenant
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Date Posted: 16:40:59 04/18/05 Mon


Here I am in Iraq, clearly so busy defending our country's interest that I haven't got time to visit the swans site and you buggers haven't even posted anything about the pre season cup.

Come on Belly or Trev or whoever usually msgs whats the news!

Benny H

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Author:
Mo
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Date Posted: 17:58:45 04/22/05 Fri

the news is pratty has turned 34 and still wears skate clothes because he thinks he is in a tennage boy band like busted.

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Author:
Mr al-Fyed
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Date Posted: 14:53:20 04/28/05 Thu

Gentleme of the Swans,

I own a little high street department store some of you may have heard of called Harrods, I say some as I believe your club has links with the English Southern Italian community and I find these feckless creatures to be dumb to all and sundry bar olives and tomatoes. Anyway, I digress, regarding Mark Pratt this incredibly professional gentleman has worked extensively with us over the past few years and I have found that his dress sense perfectly emulates the prestigious and highly creative industry in which he works.
Across from my store there is a puerile and disgusting clothing (I refuse to say fashion) establishment called Zara and not only is it very big within the aforementioned Southern Italian community but is generally associated with that burgeoning British underclass known as chavs.
I can assure you that Mark Pratt would never shop at this establishment as his tailoring is always of the highest quality.
I must depart now as it is time to pray to Allah that the summer sales (running from June to July with massive discounts on prestigious goods store wide) will be fruitful and plenty.

Goodbye my friends

Mohamed al-Fayed

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Author:
wog
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Date Posted: 18:09:10 04/28/05 Thu

you sell "goods" to arabs, i thought i was the wog! You have undercut us buy selling to the lower classes that is just wrong.

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Author:
Belly
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Date Posted: 20:34:01 05/09/05 Mon

Gday Ben,

How are you mate?- yes missing an update on the pre-season footy- sad to say we were one good mobile big man and about 3 goals short of making it through to the semis- pity the paras couldnt let you stay here for the season.

Round 1 could have gone better on the field, but news is that we have a good bunch on board this year- plenty of fun and footy for all.

What the scoop over your way?- do you have a footy to show the sport to the locals?

Any chance of you sending us a regular update as did Benny rees in 2003?

Take it easy mate

keep in touch

Belly

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>Here I am in Iraq, clearly so busy defending our
>country's interest that I haven't got time to visit
>the swans site and you buggers haven't even posted
>anything about the pre season cup.
>
>Come on Belly or Trev or whoever usually msgs whats
>the news!
>
>Benny H

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