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Date Posted: 14:03:08 06/13/02 Thu
Author: Dhul Fiqaar
Subject: Aiee! $250.75 American dollars?
In reply to: Moshe the Pork Dealer 's message, "I've never eaten swine flesh either, my swarthy friend. The Torah forbids it! However," on 12:46:07 06/13/02 Thu

How is one such as myself, a poor camel, er, camel--how do you say? Inseminator?--to find such a sum of money? Oh what a bargain of Shaitan this is becoming! For only $215.00 I could buy back the virginity of my sister (Internet price only! This is a discount not available in stores!). In all his life my father has maked only $123.11 through difficult labor, cleansing sand, grain by grain, from the dunes of the Nafud Desert. I cannot spend such a princely sum as $250.75 only to eat the tender parts of the forbidden swine.

I beg Allah to save me from the devil! Auzo Bellahe Menash Shaitaner Rajim!

But...perhaps a bargain is possible? I have 20 liters of finest quality camel semen, never used...

Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim
(In the name of Allah the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful)
Dhul Fiqaar

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Perhaps I can trade for your sister, but I will have to consult the Rebbe first. -- Moshe the Pork Dealer, 14:37:20 06/13/02 Thu
- I cannot barter my sister, unfortunately. -- Dhul Fiqaar, 16:40:33 06/13/02 Thu
  - What if you let me have my way with your sister, then I send her to my son, the plastic surgeon? -- Moshe the Pork Dealer, 17:13:30 06/13/02 Thu
    - Praise Allah, it is always difficult for me to speak to my sister. She has a powerful personality. -- Dhul Fiqaar, 17:21:57 06/14/02 Fri