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Date Posted: 12:46:07 06/13/02 Thu
Author: Moshe the Pork Dealer
Subject: I've never eaten swine flesh either, my swarthy friend. The Torah forbids it! However,
In reply to: Dhul Fiqaar 's message, "Eh-eh-eh! Shhhhh!" on 11:27:51 06/13/02 Thu

nothing is mentioned that prevents me from SELLING it. I understand that the Koran is much more loosely interpreted. For instance, if I told you that one infidel would die for every pound of ribs you ate, then it would be ok, am I right? And if the swine flesh poisoned you, then you'd become a martyr, with 72 virgins at your disposal! See the benefits? Eat my friend, EAT!

I will leave 4 racks of baby backs behind the camel dungheap outside of the village. That will be $250.75 American, cash only.

Speaking of racks and a liberal read on the Koran , would you be interested in a loose woman?

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Aiee! $250.75 American dollars? -- Dhul Fiqaar, 14:03:08 06/13/02 Thu
- Perhaps I can trade for your sister, but I will have to consult the Rebbe first. -- Moshe the Pork Dealer, 14:37:20 06/13/02 Thu
  - I cannot barter my sister, unfortunately. -- Dhul Fiqaar, 16:40:33 06/13/02 Thu
    - What if you let me have my way with your sister, then I send her to my son, the plastic surgeon? -- Moshe the Pork Dealer, 17:13:30 06/13/02 Thu
      - Praise Allah, it is always difficult for me to speak to my sister. She has a powerful personality. -- Dhul Fiqaar, 17:21:57 06/14/02 Fri